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Short for homework, which is annoying but will prevent you from working behind the counter at your local McDonald's or Wal-Mart when done.
I do my HW every day. It's annoying, but there's a thing called acceptance, dammit.
by dj gs68 October 21, 2003
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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is short for homework.
gurl 1: hey gurl!!
gurl 2: hey!!
gurl 1: still doing ur h.w?
gurl 2: yea! it's boring as hell!
by ms.anonymous November 04, 2007
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Abbreviation of 'homework'. Or 'nuisance'.
I can't get A's without doing my HW. I might be a lot more cheerful, however, if I took a break some days. In fact, I sometimes consider waiting until the lunch period to do it. Hmmm...

I always end up doing it at home.
by Diggity Monkeez January 15, 2005
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Abrevation for homework, given to you by teachers, from a school.
I gotta go do my hw.
by MelRike February 25, 2003
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H. W. stands for Horizontal Woman, its the natural phenomenon that happens when a woman reaches optimal horizontal alignment with the earth and can no longer move for a range of 2~10 hours. This can happen anywhere from the couch, the bed and even in rare cases, the car. This phenomenon has only been documented in heterosexual relationships and needs further study for other types. We are still unsure of what causes this mobility impairment, current studies have come up inconclusive this far.
EX-1
Wife: laying on the couch* "can you get me a glass of water?"
Husband: "even though you are closer to the kitchen, yes I can"
EX-2
Husband: Receives text message from wife who is already in bed*
"Can you come in here and open the window when you get a chance?
Husband: while playing video games with friends
"Hold on guys, I have a serious H.W. right now"
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Delivers pizza, crisps and snacks. c.f. Useless Spanner, sucks.
by dpfs April 22, 2013
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