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Masturtasking 

The ability to multi-task while masturbating
"I was masturtasking pretty hard last night. I was able to finish reading all my Spanish literature homework while masturbating."
Masturtasking by shanyshan November 20, 2010

Masturtasting 

When you have some food that you want to savour, you suck and play with it and make moaning sounds. i;e Masturbating but with food :D
Person 1: Last night I ate some Devil's chocolate cake.
Person 2: That would have made for a nice masturtasting session.
Masturtasting by Kandyyy August 29, 2009

Masturbasting 

(V.) -ed The act of masturbation on or over somebody else's food ,evenly coating the object in one's own semen and/or vaginal fluid.
John was masturbasting his, soon to be ex-girlfriend's turkey, cause the bitch had it coming.

masturjacking 

He was perched up on the sink like a monkey, bent over and masturjacking like there was no tomorrow.
masturjacking by Eiden December 1, 2003

Masturbaking

Self pleasure through baking goods or cooking foods.
I caught my brother Masturbaking this weekend, it was a real mess and he didn't let me have any of the cake.

Masturbasting 

The act of masturbating, cumming all over yourself and then promptly passing out whilst your spunk dries on your body.
John should really lay off the Ambien, he had another Masturbasting session last night.
Masturbasting by Mario140 August 23, 2009
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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