Masturtasking

I was masturtasking the other day; finished my hw and was satisfied!

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"I was masturtasking pretty hard last night. I was able to finish reading all my Spanish literature homework while masturbating."

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Masturtasting

When you have some food that you want to savour, you suck and play with it and make moaning sounds. i;e Masturbating but with food :D

Person 1: Last night I ate some Devil's chocolate cake.
Person 2: That would have made for a nice masturtasting session.

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(V.) -ed The act of masturbation on or over somebody else's food ,evenly coating the object in one's own semen and/or vaginal fluid.

John was masturbasting his, soon to be ex-girlfriend's turkey, cause the bitch had it coming.

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He was perched up on the sink like a monkey, bent over and masturjacking like there was no tomorrow.

masturjacking by Eiden December 1, 2003

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I caught my brother Masturbaking this weekend, it was a real mess and he didn't let me have any of the cake.

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The act of masturbating, cumming all over yourself and then promptly passing out whilst your spunk dries on your body.

John should really lay off the Ambien, he had another Masturbasting session last night.

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