Masturtasking

To masturbate while performing another task simultaneously

I was masturtasking the other day; finished my hw and was satisfied!

by masturtasking master. November 30, 2009

Masturtasking

The ability to multi-task while masturbating

"I was masturtasking pretty hard last night. I was able to finish reading all my Spanish literature homework while masturbating."

by shanyshan November 20, 2010

Masturtasting

When you have some food that you want to savour, you suck and play with it and make moaning sounds. i;e Masturbating but with food :D

Person 1: Last night I ate some Devil's chocolate cake.
Person 2: That would have made for a nice masturtasting session.

by Kandyyy August 29, 2009

Masturbasting

(V.) -ed The act of masturbation on or over somebody else's food ,evenly coating the object in one's own semen and/or vaginal fluid.

John was masturbasting his, soon to be ex-girlfriend's turkey, cause the bitch had it coming.

by Martin the Spartan March 19, 2010

masturjacking

Masturbation in an extreme sense.

He was perched up on the sink like a monkey, bent over and masturjacking like there was no tomorrow.

by Eiden December 1, 2003

Masturbaking

Self pleasure through baking goods or cooking foods.

I caught my brother Masturbaking this weekend, it was a real mess and he didn't let me have any of the cake.

by William Andrew Butler January 21, 2008

Masturbasting

The act of masturbating, cumming all over yourself and then promptly passing out whilst your spunk dries on your body.

John should really lay off the Ambien, he had another Masturbasting session last night.

by Mario140 August 23, 2009