massyl

a man with the hugest cock ever, he's a huge weeb but still works out every day. His bench is around 200 pounds and his figure is similar to a bodybuilder. He's a genius with incredible sex appeal. he is nonchalant and his favorite quote is probably "it izz what it izz"

OMG his name is massyl, he must have a huge cock!!

by ilbbbc November 22, 2021

massyl

Massyl is the perfection.
it's the only diffinition

-Who is massyl?
-your boss

by anonymous November 20, 2021

Mastylock

When ones main hand becomes stiff and starts to twitch out of control. Chronic masturbation is the leading cause of this common teenage male disease.

Symptoms:
Sudden urge to relieve one self
Bulging fore-arm muscle, with inverse proportion to the opposite fore-arm.

If one finds another person/persons with "Mastylock", it is highly recommended to stand back and then state clearly who currently has it and what it is.

Warning: Staring at someones "Mastylock" can sometimes cause the looker to catch "Mastylock", depending on ones sexuality.

"Oh my god Kieran has Mastylock! Its when someone masturbates so much thier hand locks up!"

Jac is a faggot.

by bob schumacer April 2, 2011

Devon Massyn

Herpetologist, Producer and Right-hand Ninja on "Wild Recon" - only on Animal Planet. Behind the scenes hilarious! All work and all play, always.

Silent, but deadly. Quick and dodges pain. Ready to accept anything it takes to send his message across and educate. Loves Life. Devon Massyn = Mystery. South African born and raised.

Devon Massyn and Donald Schultz = WHITE NOISE! BOOM!

Devon Massyn will never hit a girl unless she's a zombie.

Devon Massyn will jedi-mind trick you and exhaust you with his strength and deadly quick ninja reflexes.

Devon Massyn, sips coffee, works hard and contemplates world domination all at once. Always.

by LegitEarthLove March 16, 2010

Massil

The act of being incompetent and useless at anything/everything performed. Slang term used in a winners/homesense store in montreal to describe slackers.

Calisse de tabarnac jai rien fait au travail aujourdhui, je suis tellement un Massil.

Chilean guy: Hey as tu finit to tank?

Algerian kid: Nah l'gros, je me suis fait un Massil.

by Zone 3 April 3, 2009

massillon

A city of around 30,000 people in northeast Ohio, just west of Canton. Crazy high school football city. Baby boys born in Massillon are given small footballs in the hospital. In fact, Massillon's high school football team has the second winningest program in the nation behind Valdosta, Georgia. A couple of Massillon alumni include Paul Brown and former NFL linebacker Chris Spielman. The Massillon Tigers have a huge, nationally known rivalry with the next door Canton McKinley Bulldogs. This was the topic of the film Go Tigers!...Bobby Knight was also born in Massillon.

We don't care about school here in Massillon, just football. We also don't seem to mind the horrid stench of human waste drifting over from the landfill or sewage plant or whatever it is into the parking lot of the Wal-Mart either.

by Andrewww January 4, 2008

massclusivity

Exclusivity for the masses. Products designed for mass-markets that are marketed as being premium or exclusive but really aren't.

Cartier and Gucci are two companies that have started producing premium items aimed at mass-markets instead of focussing on exclusivity - though they still market their products as being exclusive. They sell massclusivity.

by lanval December 22, 2010