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Mastylock

When ones main hand becomes stiff and starts to twitch out of control. Chronic masturbation is the leading cause of this common teenage male disease.

Symptoms:
Sudden urge to relieve one self
Bulging fore-arm muscle, with inverse proportion to the opposite fore-arm.

If one finds another person/persons with "Mastylock", it is highly recommended to stand back and then state clearly who currently has it and what it is.

Warning: Staring at someones "Mastylock" can sometimes cause the looker to catch "Mastylock", depending on ones sexuality.
"Oh my god Kieran has Mastylock! Its when someone masturbates so much thier hand locks up!"

Jac is a faggot.
by bob schumacer April 2, 2011
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Matlock

Someone who picks and picks at your very believable story until you break down and confess the truth.

or someone who points out something obvious to everyone else.
"Dude, how did your Mom find out you were'nt staying over at my house?"
"She gave me the Matlock."

"Man, it sure is raining."
"Thanks, Matlock."
by RousseauRetired June 2, 2009
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Toni Matlock easy

adj. Something so incredibly easy that it is unbelievable.
Man, I got a perfect score on my Psych 101 exam without even studying.

Wow, dude that is easy.

Yeah, it was ALMOST Toni Matlock easy.
by afdkbvdl May 5, 2009
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Tim Matlock

A God walking amongst mere mortals. Father of Dillon Matlock. He can fight off 10 gorillas at once. He starred in the movie cloverfield as the monster. He also invented the hammer.
John: Tim Matlock is a stallion.
Jeff: I know.
by tylermc234 August 5, 2008
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glen matlock

bassist for the sex pistols, everyone thinks sid vicious was the bassist but he was basicly used cuz he was so hot
glen matlock was the actual bassist for the sex pistols
by the queen of anarchy October 5, 2007
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Maylock

Every pain imaginable, multiplying by itself for all of eternity.
"I'd say Hitler's Maylock is multiplied by the number of calories he's burned."
by Spiralmay November 24, 2019
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Masterlock

Poorly made shit for shit lock. There are several ways to unlock it without picks. It's possible and extremely easy to make a shim out of a soda can and unlock it.
Jack thought his bike was secure with his Masterlock, but the next day someone guessed his combination in 3 minutes and rode off into the sunset.
by A man in a suit October 10, 2005
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