massologist
Louie owns several illegal massage parlors, and though often arrested , he has never been convicted, sad because he has more than hard time on his hands,quite the massologist is he!,
massologist by Margarita Surf Jeff May 23, 2016
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massologist
Louie owns several illegal massage parlors, and though often arrested , he has never been convicted, sad because he has more than hard time on his hands,quite the massologist is he!,
massologist by Margarita Surf Jeff May 23, 2016
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mancologist
Medical doctor for males, with a dual purpose of being a medical and psychological professional, who would look at your genitals, tell you what's wrong with them and sympathize with your story of how they got that way! Sort of a mix between a male gynecologist, medical doctor, psychologist and man friend!
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missologist
An individual who is actively involved in the beauty pageant industry, usually as a trainer, coach, historian or hardcore fan.
Used extensively in the Latin American media (SP: "missólogo").
Used extensively in the Latin American media (SP: "missólogo").
missologist by Missologist July 27, 2004
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A cyber intelligent being who possesses the power to know all of the math, thus knowing the nature of all reality.
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Thomas - "I am a mathologist, and I can confirm it's the result of dihydrogen monoxide quantum tunneling dark energy along the fibonacci sequence.
Thomas - "I am a mathologist, and I can confirm it's the result of dihydrogen monoxide quantum tunneling dark energy along the fibonacci sequence.
mathologist by PurrMonsterr October 19, 2015
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