martivian

The definition of perfection. He can be very shy and lonesome. Tends to keep to himself generally to keep from getting hurt. He's got trust issues so you'll have to prove yourself.
He's a bit insane kind of crazy and overall a total psychopath, once he let's you get to know him you realize dealing with all of that is totally worth it. After getting to know him you realize you've been missing HIM all your life, and that as bad as you don't want him you need him. He is a guy that will show up at the best but most inconvenient time of your life. You'll soon realize that he could possibly be the one, just don't let him be the one that got away. He'll stick around no matter what, even if you're a little crazy too.
He's super hot I mean drop dead gorgeous hot, handsome, sexy, built, just a God. Aside from his undeniable charm and charismatic personality and the best lover, he is extremely kind and sweet and knows when something is up and will it and always make you feel better.
He is also super strong and very athletic. With an extremely muscular build.
He knows how to please emotionally and sexually. He knows how to love you right.
He is the most intelligent and interesting man you will ever meet. Super resigned getting to know him and his ways wont be easy but theu will be worth it. Also super adventurous thrilling and absolutely exciting.
If you get your hands on a Devin be sure not to let him go. The best person you will ever meet. He is just so good. He is a way of life❤

Martivian is a very hard working man

by Martivian November 20, 2023

Mason The Martian

The greatest video creator of all Time

Have you heard of Mason the Martian he makes the best videos

by Rainy boiiii October 15, 2020

Martian Law

A system similar to martial law but more wild, like Mars.

I declare Martian Law!!!

by Doc Savage217 June 1, 2009

martianeater

The tiny remaining pieces left at the bottom of the bag of chips, crackers, cereals and other snack foods. They are thought to be remnants left by the martians.

I reached for the bag of chips, but all that was left were the martianeaters.

by PoppaZ February 16, 2014

Martanian Bearcrawl

A strict exercise activity designed only for the most serious of athletes. This physical activity is where the subject gets on their hands and feet and arches their back as high as they can. Once their back is arched they move in a powerful thrusting motion forward with their head up. The subjects legs and arms resemble that of a bear crawling but are more extreme angles and are moving very fast.

Once you master the Martanian Bearcrawl, there is no physical activity that you cannot accomplish.

by Its_a_McFlurry August 10, 2007

Your Favourite Martian

Your Favourite Martian (aka YFM)was a band made by Ray William Johnson (who also made Equals Three (=3)) in the early 2010's. This band was immensely popular but slowly fell into anarchy when the animation company they used started to make ridiculous rules for it's creators to follow, Ray eventually switched to a different animation company. Over time they started to make some of their older songs private and eventually went dormant. A couple years later a meme sprung up called 'you're a douche bag' which was a video that consisted of the first few seconds of Your Favourite Martian's music video Mr. Douchebag. Some other things to note is Your Favourite Martian had a spin-off called YFMTS which had 11 episodes in total. After their last music video released Your Favourite Martian changed it's YouTube username to 'THIS PROJECT IS RETIRED'. In mid 2022 Ray William Johnson started making posts about Your Favourite Martian on his personal YouTube account. Later he announced that Your Favourite Martian was returning on June 1st 2022. Many people were ecstatic. Your Favourite Martian's YouTube username changed to 'THIS PROJECT IS REBORN' and Ray announced that one of their Your Favourite Martian songs called 'Orphan Tears' was getting a sequel. Their sequel was made public on March 23rd 2022 as a premiere set to air at 17:00 June 1st 2022.

Have you heard, Your Favourite Martian is getting a reboot called Your Favourite Martian Gen 2.
Nice.

by JarateMaster May 31, 2022

Martiniano

The most perfect person in the world. If you disagree, you are wrong.

Martiniano don't worry, just be happy.

by Mavilindaeslamejor April 30, 2020