Martiniano 

The most perfect person in the world. If you disagree, you are wrong.

Martiniano don't worry, just be happy.

Martiniano by Mavilindaeslamejor April 30, 2020

martiniano 

He's the best person in the world, better than god.
The perfection, the intelligence and a lot of good things is he.
If you know a person with this name, you have to be his friend.

Martiniano is the best person in the fucking world

martiniano by atrelwachincorte piola February 9, 2018

Martiniano 

Martiniano is the way to call a person the most perfect person in the world. If you disagree, you are wrong.

You are perfect. Are you Martiniano?

Martiniano by Mavilindaeslamejor April 30, 2020

Martanian Bearcrawl 

A strict exercise activity designed only for the most serious of athletes. This physical activity is where the subject gets on their hands and feet and arches their back as high as they can. Once their back is arched they move in a powerful thrusting motion forward with their head up. The subjects legs and arms resemble that of a bear crawling but are more extreme angles and are moving very fast.

Once you master the Martanian Bearcrawl, there is no physical activity that you cannot accomplish.

Martanian Bearcrawl by Its_a_McFlurry August 10, 2007

Martinnotes 

1. A person too lazy and/or stupid to read.
2. A person that cannot correctly form sentences in English.
3. A person that grows hair directly underneath the eyes.
4. A person whose literacy is dubious.
5. A person that cannot spell or pronounce even simple words.
6. A person that believes Iraq is in Africa.
7. Nipple.

Man, that kid is so dump he watched the movie The Exorcist to prepare for a test on the book The Eye of the Needle!

Martinnotes by Kylan May 8, 2005

Martining 

The act of going on a gay date and ruphy-ing your partner taking them home and engaging in anal sex, when finished take an item from them and replace it with "your load"

Never go out with Terry, he's just as likely to be Martining you as buying you a drink.

Martining by twistedlicorice September 15, 2014

MartinMan 

Someone whose name is Martin.
He is a very iconic person and overall a legend.

He behaves very honorable, but at the same time he doesn't have any honor at all.

Damn that move was legendary even tho you stole it , you're such a MartinMan!

MartinMan by HP.Baxxter hyper hyper October 15, 2019