martavias
A stepdad who is big and black with a small penis that can't even make a girl orgasm. ... made by Alan baker
martavias by Hhbnbbbbbb August 17, 2017
Words you can keep
Soap MacTavish
Soap MacTavish is a playable and main character in the Call of Duty Modern Warfare trilogy of games. He is of Scottish descent. He's in the SAS and Task Force 141, fighting alongside his best mate Captain Price. His looks, actions, way of speaking and one liners make him regarded as one of the best characters in the series by the fans. Having sustained a major injury in Modern Warfare 2, and it reopening in Modern Warfare 3 after falling from a great height, he succumbed to blood loss, resulting in a shocking scene that both struck the players, and Captain Price.
Person A: Hey dude you play MW2?
Person B: Fuck yea dude, Soap is my favourite character!
Person A: Me too dude, he's so badass and cool!
Soap MacTavish, a playable and main character in the Call of Duty Modern Warfare series
Person B: Fuck yea dude, Soap is my favourite character!
Person A: Me too dude, he's so badass and cool!
Soap MacTavish, a playable and main character in the Call of Duty Modern Warfare series
Soap MacTavish by Dare_88 April 3, 2021
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martavius
Humble, love to laugh and have fun. Has many talents mostly containing sports and music. Very smart and intelligent. Always smiling but when made mad has anger out of this world.
martavius by Charles River December 21, 2016
Martanian Bearcrawl
A strict exercise activity designed only for the most serious of athletes. This physical activity is where the subject gets on their hands and feet and arches their back as high as they can. Once their back is arched they move in a powerful thrusting motion forward with their head up. The subjects legs and arms resemble that of a bear crawling but are more extreme angles and are moving very fast.
Martanian Bearcrawl by Its_a_McFlurry August 10, 2007
Craig MacTavish
The term "Craig MacTavish" means to have unprotected sexual intercourse with a girl. (ie. sexual intercourse without your "helmet" (a condom). Craig MacTavish was the last North American professional hockey player to play without a protective helmet, having signed his first pro contracting just before helmets became mandatory for all new players. The term was founded by the students of the Pharmacy Department at the University of Toronto.
"Hey bro, did you Craig MacTavish her last night?" ... "No, man, turns out she wasnt a fan of Craig MacTavish."
Craig MacTavish by University of Toronto - Pharmacy Students April 3, 2006
Soap MacTavish Moment
A moment of epicness where you think of Soap MacTavish, the badass from the Call of Duty series and think you have done something he would do.
I was running playing football with my friends, I caught the ball and looked to my left. The tallest kid we played with was running straight at me, I hurdled his 6'4 ass. I am only 5'4. What a Soap MacTavish moment.
Soap MacTavish Moment by Soap on MacTavish's Rope April 11, 2011
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dirrty
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!