martavias

A stepdad who is big and black with a small penis that can't even make a girl orgasm. ... made by Alan baker

Eww there's a martavias

by Hhbnbbbbbb August 17, 2017

Soap MacTavish

Soap MacTavish is a playable and main character in the Call of Duty Modern Warfare trilogy of games. He is of Scottish descent. He's in the SAS and Task Force 141, fighting alongside his best mate Captain Price. His looks, actions, way of speaking and one liners make him regarded as one of the best characters in the series by the fans. Having sustained a major injury in Modern Warfare 2, and it reopening in Modern Warfare 3 after falling from a great height, he succumbed to blood loss, resulting in a shocking scene that both struck the players, and Captain Price.

Person A: Hey dude you play MW2?
Person B: Fuck yea dude, Soap is my favourite character!
Person A: Me too dude, he's so badass and cool!
Soap MacTavish, a playable and main character in the Call of Duty Modern Warfare series

by Dare_88 April 3, 2021

martavius

Humble, love to laugh and have fun. Has many talents mostly containing sports and music. Very smart and intelligent. Always smiling but when made mad has anger out of this world.

Martavius is a man of many adventures and talents

by Charles River December 21, 2016

Martanian Bearcrawl

A strict exercise activity designed only for the most serious of athletes. This physical activity is where the subject gets on their hands and feet and arches their back as high as they can. Once their back is arched they move in a powerful thrusting motion forward with their head up. The subjects legs and arms resemble that of a bear crawling but are more extreme angles and are moving very fast.

Once you master the Martanian Bearcrawl, there is no physical activity that you cannot accomplish.

by Its_a_McFlurry August 10, 2007

Craig MacTavish

The term "Craig MacTavish" means to have unprotected sexual intercourse with a girl. (ie. sexual intercourse without your "helmet" (a condom). Craig MacTavish was the last North American professional hockey player to play without a protective helmet, having signed his first pro contracting just before helmets became mandatory for all new players. The term was founded by the students of the Pharmacy Department at the University of Toronto.

"Hey bro, did you Craig MacTavish her last night?" ... "No, man, turns out she wasnt a fan of Craig MacTavish."

by University of Toronto - Pharmacy Students April 3, 2006

Soap MacTavish Moment

A moment of epicness where you think of Soap MacTavish, the badass from the Call of Duty series and think you have done something he would do.

I was running playing football with my friends, I caught the ball and looked to my left. The tallest kid we played with was running straight at me, I hurdled his 6'4 ass. I am only 5'4. What a Soap MacTavish moment.

by Soap on MacTavish's Rope April 11, 2011

martavion

Handsome young man smart and funny and more

Martavion is. Smart

by Spencer the great June 1, 2017