Martiniano

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The most perfect person in the world. If you disagree, you are wrong.

Martiniano don't worry, just be happy.

Martiniano by Mavilindaeslamejor April 30, 2020

Words you can keep

martiniano

He's the best person in the world, better than god.
The perfection, the intelligence and a lot of good things is he.
If you know a person with this name, you have to be his friend.

Martiniano is the best person in the fucking world

martiniano by atrelwachincorte piola February 9, 2018

Related Words

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Martiniano

Martiniano is the way to call a person the most perfect person in the world. If you disagree, you are wrong.

You are perfect. Are you Martiniano?

Martiniano by Mavilindaeslamejor April 30, 2020

Martanian Bearcrawl

A strict exercise activity designed only for the most serious of athletes. This physical activity is where the subject gets on their hands and feet and arches their back as high as they can. Once their back is arched they move in a powerful thrusting motion forward with their head up. The subjects legs and arms resemble that of a bear crawling but are more extreme angles and are moving very fast.

Once you master the Martanian Bearcrawl, there is no physical activity that you cannot accomplish.

Martanian Bearcrawl by Its_a_McFlurry August 10, 2007

Martinnotes

1. A person too lazy and/or stupid to read.
2. A person that cannot correctly form sentences in English.
3. A person that grows hair directly underneath the eyes.
4. A person whose literacy is dubious.
5. A person that cannot spell or pronounce even simple words.
6. A person that believes Iraq is in Africa.
7. Nipple.

Man, that kid is so dump he watched the movie The Exorcist to prepare for a test on the book The Eye of the Needle!

Martinnotes by Kylan May 8, 2005

Martining

The act of going on a gay date and ruphy-ing your partner taking them home and engaging in anal sex, when finished take an item from them and replace it with "your load"

Never go out with Terry, he's just as likely to be Martining you as buying you a drink.

Martining by twistedlicorice September 15, 2014

MartinMan

Someone whose name is Martin.
He is a very iconic person and overall a legend.

He behaves very honorable, but at the same time he doesn't have any honor at all.

Damn that move was legendary even tho you stole it , you're such a MartinMan!

MartinMan by HP.Baxxter hyper hyper October 15, 2019

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026