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Declare: short for Declaring my independence. Used as a slang term for smoking Cannabis, due to the fact that the United States Declaration of Independence was drafted on hemp paper. The phrase originated from the International School of Indiana, located in Indianapolis.

Note: declaration can be used as a noun as a slang for cannabis
-Hey, why don't we go over to Stephanie's and declare tonight?
-Great idea.

or

-Do you know somewhere where i may be able to purchase some declaration?
Declare by anonymous 2323 April 19, 2010
A radio brevity code used to inquire about the ID of a track, target, or group. Responses include:

Friendly: a positively identified friendly surface position, ship, aircraft, or spacecraft.

Bogey: a contact whose identity unknown.

Bandit: a contact that has been positively identified as an enemy in accordance with theatre ID data. Does not imply the unit or element requesting the declare has been directed or has the authority to engage.

Hostile: a contact that has been positively identified as an enemy. The difference between "hostile" and "bandit" is that with "hostile," the unit or element requesting the declare has permission to fire on the hostile in accordance with theatre rules of engagement. A "bandit" is a target where permission has not been granted.

Neutral: a positively identified ground position, ship, or aircraft whose behavior, origin, characteristics, or nationality indicate that it is neither supporting nor apposing friendly forces.

Unable: the unit or element from which the declare has been requested cannot comply as requested or directed.

Clean: no information is available about the track, target, or group of interest.

Furball: non-friendly and friendly aircraft are within five nautical miles of each other.

All responses to a declare request are given in bullseye format: the bullseye is an established reference point from position is referenced by magnetic bearing and range in nautical miles.
"Knight, declare!"
"Single group, hostile, two-three-zero for thirty."
Declare by ThexLoneWolf April 14, 2022

Declare a moratorium 

When a fad or affectation has outlived its coolness, one can declare a moratorium on it. It's a polite way to express one's rage at seeing something silly continue in perpetuity.
1. White chicks with dreadlocks; I'm declaring a moratorium on that.
2. I'm declaring a moratorium on the faux-hawk. It's been co-opted by too many frat boys.
3. I believe it's time to declare a moratorium on the fart app for iPhone.

Declare War on the North Pole Day 

A day for naughty kids to arm themselves with Nerf guns, marking their futile declaration of war against Santa and the North Pole. Always occurs on December 26th.
Declare War on the North Pole Day 2022
Naughty kid 1: I-I-I saw it in F-Fortnite! I-if we enter through the front door we will kill the elves and s-s-seize the means of production!
Rest of the naughty kids: H-HEIL... C-C-COMMUNISM!! PRAISE STALIN AND FORTNITE!!
Santa Claus: *exits workshop* The fuck is this shit?
Naughty kids: FORTNITE BATTLE PASS PLZZZZ!!! FOLLOW MY TIKTO-
*Santa guns them all down with an AR-15*

declare jihad 

The act of taking a violent, greasy and sometimes loud shit.
Man, that spicy pork made me declare jihad on the toilet.
declare jihad by Slaney May 18, 2006

Declare Victory

To pronounce a job finished before it is actually done, but when it looks "good enough".
Contractor 1: That wall looks kind of crooked, do you think we should fix it?

Contractor 2: Nah, let's just declare victory and call it a day.
Declare Victory by Jon_the_grog July 17, 2009
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