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That’s mahjong 

When something occurs that is only worthy of an exclamation that is related to an eastern Chinese game involving tiles and symbols.
John: Yo, I just got married!
Jane: Now that’s mahjong!!
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Marjona is a nice friend but sometimes she can be so mean and a jerk and she is funny and she is always there for you and she is a shy person but when she with her family or friend she is not shy and she is a gamer girl and she love playing Roblox and she is a loving person but sometime she is so so crazy.
someone : hi marjona want to play ?
marjona : no ❤
Marjona by victoria32432 May 20, 2021
It originated in China way back when. And is currently played all over the world. There is several ways to play Mahjong, There's: American style, Hong Kong, and Chinese Official. Hong Kong is the pimpest of the three, and it's layed out like this -- Four people build four walls; two tiles high, 18 tiles accross. Then everyone roles to determine what wind they are. (East wind, South wind, West wind, and North wind.) When that is all taken care of, you get thirteen tiles (Unless you're east wind, than you get fourteen) If you are delt a season (or flower, as some people call them) you put it up and get a new tile from the wall. The names of the tiles are - Balls, Characters, Sticks, Winds, and Dragons. When everyone has their tiles East wind discards, if you have two of the tiles that East wind discarded you'd say, "pung" (Example: East wind discards a four balls, and West wind has 2 four balls in his/her hand, West says 'pung' and picks up East wind's discard and lays it out for everyone to see. {If you have three of a tile in your hand and someone discards another one, you say 'kong', put up your four tiles for everyone to see, and pick up a tile from the kong wall})or if south wind had a two tiles that would, with East wind's discard, make a three number sequence they could say "chow" (Example: East discards a two characters tile and South has a one character, and a three characters. South says 'Chow' and picks up East's discard and lays their chow out for everyone to see. Only the person that goes after you can Chow your tile, {I.E. only south can chow from east, only west can chow from south, only north can chow from west, only east can chow from north. you cannot chow a wind/dragon.}) if nobody has a tile that could make a pung.kong/or chow. The game continues in this pattern; someone discards, and their tile either gets kong'd, chow'd, or pung'd, until someone has four sets of three and a pair of tiles. Then that person says, 'Mahong' and they win. You play four rounds, as to let each person be East wind. And yeah.. There is a loooot more, but that is just the basis of the game. Sorry for any typos/not being able to understand any of it.
South wind - "Three won" (characters)
East wind - "Mahong!!"

Mahjong is the best game ever.
Mahjong by bleeper-heads August 8, 2006
She is beautiful, 5’5 incredible hot. Very funny and cute. Has very nice manners. Every parent loves her and sets her as example for their children. She also has attachment issues along with commitment issues. She loves mint ice cream + ice coffee is her life. she cries if things go well for tooooo long. She has a new boy to talk about every week if not every 3 days. She can be shy but she gets along very well with everyone. She can’t dance 👍🏻. She loves reading romance and action books. She may sometimes think she’s a whore for sum reason but she’s rlly not.
Marjona is amazing, period.
Marjona by Jonashka November 21, 2021
Marjhon or commonly known as MJ, Mgay, Your Mum jay, Marjhonsaurus or Marjhon Ramosaurus is a very depressed man with a very abusive girlfriend with a big forehead. He usually had god like hair that can kill anyone at sight. He likes to watch anime and hentai he is also very into PC’s and CS go this is normal behaviour for a mentally unstable loner. He says phrases like “I’m gonna kill myself.” , “ Slap tomkins head.” , “Look it’s Himal.” and a lot of Jojo references.
Oh look it’s Marjhon let’s help him slap Tomkins head.
Marjhon by Dean0506 December 2, 2019
He is a guy,who has the most amazing smile and every girl wants him. He has the most sexiest body known to man kind. He is cute and dumb and looks like a baby. He is athletic and funny and he can make your day everyday.
Marjon is the best thing that has happened to me in the world.
Marjon by Panda unicorn 2998 January 18, 2018
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