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A UK University College stuck in the middle of a field somewhere. Well known for its teacher training, sports training and not much else. Most tutors are pretty decent but like all, there are a few here who make it quite obvious they despise the students with every fibre of their being.
Person 1 - Where's your college then? I can't find Marjons anywhere.

Person 2 - Urmmmm, well, you go to the Plymouth then drive out of it for 6 miles or so and head for the nearest fields you can see.

Person 1 - Bet that sucks if you want to go anywhere.

Person 2 - Oh no. I love either having to use lots of fuel in my car to just do some shopping or be forced to spend £10 to get a taxi after a nightout. Paying to get to civilization is fun!
Marjons by Iamthecrazyfruit! May 13, 2009
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Marjona is a nice friend but sometimes she can be so mean and a jerk and she is funny and she is always there for you and she is a shy person but when she with her family or friend she is not shy and she is a gamer girl and she love playing Roblox and she is a loving person but sometime she is so so crazy.
someone : hi marjona want to play ?
marjona : no ❤
Marjona by victoria32432 May 20, 2021
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She is beautiful, 5’5 incredible hot. Very funny and cute. Has very nice manners. Every parent loves her and sets her as example for their children. She also has attachment issues along with commitment issues. She loves mint ice cream + ice coffee is her life. she cries if things go well for tooooo long. She has a new boy to talk about every week if not every 3 days. She can be shy but she gets along very well with everyone. She can’t dance 👍🏻. She loves reading romance and action books. She may sometimes think she’s a whore for sum reason but she’s rlly not.
Marjona is amazing, period.
Marjona by Jonashka November 21, 2021
He is a guy,who has the most amazing smile and every girl wants him. He has the most sexiest body known to man kind. He is cute and dumb and looks like a baby. He is athletic and funny and he can make your day everyday.
Marjon is the best thing that has happened to me in the world.
Marjon by Panda unicorn 2998 January 18, 2018
Amazingly hot, very very hot
"OMG I rode my motorcycle and the motor got so marjon"
Marjon by Savageg1rl December 1, 2018
Marjone is a girl with many talents. She has brown eyes and brown hair. She is very smart and artsy and extremely good in languages. She is quite stubborn and hard headed. She’s not a fan of action/horror movies, but rather romantic/funny or rom-coms. She also has a great sense of humour and now show to make your day!
“Why is everyone laughing?”

“Oh, they’re spending time with Marjone!”
Marjone by Nala Kristen June 24, 2019
The pinnacle of being a absolute scumbag
Did you see that guy punch a kid
Yeah that’s Cameron Munster he plays for the maroons
Maroons by Lord beau June 5, 2019
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