mantaloupe

noun, a cantaloupe with a penis.

yo nigga, i be at the 711, nigga, and got me some mantaloupes, nigga, shit be wilin' nigga...oh yeah, nigga, ima fag, i like to suck those mantaloupes.

by eelnahlecm October 30, 2007

broken cantaloupe

A juicy wet pussy kind of looks like a broken cantaloupe either cut in half or smashed on the floor with the seeds hanging all over the place

Man, Judy was so horny last night her pussy looked like a broken cantaloupe.

by Club April 11, 2015

cantaloupe weenie

During the engagement of sexual intercourse, one's penis might "slip out" and come into contact with a non-penetrable area, resulting in a "broken penis". After some time the penis in question will become inflamed and swollen imitating a sort of bulge, or cantaloupe shape on the shaft of the penis or weenie.

"Last night i was getting it on when all of a sudden i slipped out and nailed her taint. I think i broke my dick, man I'm going to have a fat cantaloupe weenie."

by mcslezzy March 6, 2009

pantaloupes

Shapely buttocks, male or female

I've still got the goods; check out these pantaloupes!

by El Rob July 18, 2005

mantelope

A young man that gets stalked by a cougar. (or possibly a gay manther.)

Guy 1: "Hey, that hat cougar is totally checking you out."
Guy 2: "No way. What do I look like, a mantelope?"

by Wyatt Slurp September 4, 2009

cantaloupes

(n). term for the firm, round, melon-like breasts of a female.

Damn. I'd like to check those cantaloupes for ripeness.

by heater_i_mean_heather March 4, 2009

Manalope

A younger man for an older woman.

A Cougars prey.

Cougar(older lady) Manalope (younger guy)

That cougar at the bar was totally scoping the manalope!

I felt like a manalope when those cougars were around.

by Pax Psychosis May 31, 2009