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Anything good, pussy, penis, boobies, weed, drugs, anything secretive.
When I called up my bitch for a booty call she gave me the goods like there was no tomorrow.
by Jeff December 30, 2004
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a Feckless, Shameless, Coward whose purpose in Life is to please Donald J. Trump with Oral Praise and Bullshit Compliments. ( Noun ).
Lindsey Graham is a consummate Trump Fluffer.
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1. Collection of items required for some purpose, or acquired from an exchange.

2. "The right stuff" - sexual prowess/endowment.

3. See goods.
1. Hey Jimmy, you got the goods? Alright, let's get the hell outta here.

2. Dayum, that girl at the far table's sure got some nice goods.
by Tronno December 20, 2004
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a phrase that can be substituted for anything, positive or negative... usually when you feel like irritating someone, "the goods" can be substituted to such an extent that the entire point of the conversation is ambiguous.
Eric: "What did you do with her last night?"
Brian: "You know... i got the goods"
Eric: "You mean she gave you dome?"
Brian: "You know, the goods"
Eric: "What?"
Brian: "The goods!"
by The Goods June 02, 2004
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What people call a substance or thing when exchanging the substance or thing for money in an illegal manner.
by tainted December 30, 2004
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The highest compliment one can give to another regarding the character of that person...they are loyal...upright...trustworthy...timely...fashionable...hip... in all around gr8 person.
Yeah buddy, that Gaz is the goods...that ain't no chumpthere..Gaz is the kind of guy I want on my crew.
by Jane Nazrat March 18, 2010
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