Cantaloupe'd 

Preparing for intense physical activity with a pro-activity food or meal.

I cantaloupe'd before the marathon OR my girl is coming over and I need to be cantaloupe'd.

Cantaloupe'd by Marklifestyle June 16, 2021

dirty cantaloupe 

When you are with a group of friends in a bar and leave the table to fuck in the bar restroom after you've had a few drinks.

Jane and Tarzan did the dirty cantaloupe.

dirty cantaloupe by Avery St. John August 6, 2022

broken cantaloupe

A juicy wet pussy kind of looks like a broken cantaloupe either cut in half or smashed on the floor with the seeds hanging all over the place

Man, Judy was so horny last night her pussy looked like a broken cantaloupe.

broken cantaloupe by Club April 11, 2015

cantaloupe weenie 

During the engagement of sexual intercourse, one's penis might "slip out" and come into contact with a non-penetrable area, resulting in a "broken penis". After some time the penis in question will become inflamed and swollen imitating a sort of bulge, or cantaloupe shape on the shaft of the penis or weenie.

"Last night i was getting it on when all of a sudden i slipped out and nailed her taint. I think i broke my dick, man I'm going to have a fat cantaloupe weenie."

cantaloupe weenie by mcslezzy March 6, 2009

cantaloupes 

(n). term for the firm, round, melon-like breasts of a female.

Damn. I'd like to check those cantaloupes for ripeness.

cantaloupes by heater_i_mean_heather March 4, 2009

Cantaloupe 

Word used when hiking to warn your fellow hikers to stop talking about goat sex because strangers are approaching.

Her: So Goat sex is no different than human sex in that.....

Me: *Sees someone we aren’t hiking with* CANTALOUPE!

Her: These rocks are pointy.....

Cantaloupe by NotAGoatScrewer February 12, 2018

Cantaloupe 

A cantaloupe has a rough grey skin on the outside, but reveals tender juicy flesh in the middle. The mildly sweet and juicy flavor of cantaloupe makes it a perfect fruit. Cantaloupes are also commonly known as muskmelons, mush melons, rock melons and Persian melons. They really are a natural phenomenon.

'May I please have a cantaloupe?'

Cantaloupe by Cantaloupes4Ever June 13, 2017