manshocker

The male counterpart of the infamous "shocker." Defined as "Three on the pole, two in the hole," it refers to three fingers gripping the shaft and two working the backdoor. Bold, graphic, and guaranteed to leave an impression (for better or worse)."

"She said I had to try the manshocker at least once.... now its her favorite."

by jimmy emeraldz January 23, 2025

McShocker

1 Double cheeseburger
3 McChickens PLAIN

Insert the chicken patties above, below, and between the burger patties. You may also delete the bun and use the outer chicken patties as your bun resulting in a quasi-KFC double down sandwich.

That McShocker was McAwesome!!

by GoodJobDaveMan November 2, 2009

manshower

A baby shower thrown in honor of a dad-to-be. Also called a mower (pronounced "mao-wer"), the manshower will usually involve a round of golf or some other athletic activity with just the fellas, as a sort-of last outing with the dad-to-be before he has to reprioritize (and rightfully so) his free time in order to accommodate his growing family's many needs. To qualify as a true mower, the athletic activity must be followed by a post-activity meal consisting of beef and beer.

Jack: "Dude, are you going to Kur's baby's shower?"
Drew: "No, man, I don't do finger foods, and baby games, and gift exchanges."
Jack: "My bad, I meant are you going to Kur's manshower?"
Drew: "Why didn't you say so? When's the tee time?"

by Jack & Drew February 4, 2008

Jafavian mansacker

Someone is from the land of Jafavia who also just so happens to be a master in the art of mansacking.

Quandale dingleberry - “ my cousin gaylord paid 350 dollars just so he could get mansacked by the jafavian mansacker “

by Basscrack2 May 8, 2022

Manshower Weekend

The weekend long right of passage thrown by buddies for a great guy after he announces he will be a father for the first time. The party typically includes: fine aged ribs, pork shoulder and artisanal cheese fixed in a Valhalla fashion with micro beer and such and in a get away "guys only fashion", hour to hour events are based around lollygagging games and tom foolery that dudes enjoy and take delight in, all to divert attention away from the conscious fact that one of their close buddies will soon pull away from the pack and devote his attention to the needs of his family.

Corey texted his friends that he was going to be a father for the first time. Slowly his buddies texted him back to congratulate him and ask when they could throw him a Manshower Weekend, to honor his ability to procreate.

by manfun January 18, 2012

manockers

big juicy swingin’ boobs

bro did yiu see the manockers on that slag?

by skbabey July 16, 2021

Manhattan Mansucker

The Manhattan Mansucker is a sexual activity that involves a group of people, preferably from Manhattan, get in a circle and play spin the bottle with a bottle full of ancient triceratops cum. The person that the neck of the bottle points towards has to drink the bottle and then suck every other participant off until they finish.

"You want to go do the Manhattan Mansucker later?"

by newyorker51 October 13, 2023