Definitions by newyorker51

Pigeon Pounder

When a New Yorker gets a little bored in the city, they will often go out on the streets and find a pigeon (ideally a baby) and start absolutely pounding it to the moon and back. The power at which they please themselves is enough to bring the dollar slice back.

Man... I'm thinking of doing a Pigeon Pounder later, are you down?

Pigeon Pounder by newyorker51 July 18, 2025

The Liberty Langoustine 

A group of people from new york shove pounds of live langoustine up their rectum and they all take a trip to the statue of liberty to see who can go the longest. The only way to remove the langoustine is if someone else pulls them out with their teeth. This process results in the individual removing the langoustine to be covered in blood and feces.

Did you get the Norway Lobster? Lets go do The Liberty Langoustine!!!!!!!!!!!!!@

The Liberty Langoustine by newyorker51 December 29, 2023

The Texan Teether 

You find an uncircumcised Texan, (preferably be Texan yourself) then pull their pants down and start suckling with your teeth until you peel the skin off by grinding your teeth on it like a banana peel.

"I dare you to let me do the Texan Teether to you later today!"

The Texan Teether by newyorker51 October 13, 2023

Manhattan Mansucker 

The Manhattan Mansucker is a sexual activity that involves a group of people, preferably from Manhattan, get in a circle and play spin the bottle with a bottle full of ancient triceratops cum. The person that the neck of the bottle points towards has to drink the bottle and then suck every other participant off until they finish.

"You want to go do the Manhattan Mansucker later?"

Manhattan Mansucker by newyorker51 October 13, 2023

Brooklyn Bootyslapper 

The Brooklyn Bootyslapper is when a group of people, most likely people from Brooklyn, play a game of soggy biscuit and the one to finish last has to eat the biscuit and pull their pants down to reveal their bare ass. All other participants line up and give that ass the hardest wallop they can muster. This continues until the bootyslappee chickens out.

"Lets give the Brooklyn Bootyslapper a try tomorrow!"

Brooklyn Bootyslapper by newyorker51 October 13, 2023

New York Yanker 

A group of New Yorkers go out and buy a dollar slice for every member of the group. They then get in a circle and start violently masturbating using the pizza as a fleshlight. The last one to finish has to drink the gallon jug of previously gathered rhinoceros semen and eat all of the pizza.

"Did you get the rhino cum?" "Alright! Lets go hit the New York Yanker!"

New York Yanker by newyorker51 October 12, 2023