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je mange les petits enfants 

French for "I eat the small children". Said by Phil Lester in the video "phil is not on fire". Completely necessary for any and every conversation you'll never have in French, and can ease up tension in any awkward moment.
"Parlez vous francais?" (do you speak french)
"uuuuhhh... je mange les petits enfants"
"..."
Related Words
mangee Mangeena Mangeese mangeeta Mange mangle Mangled Mandeep mangler magee

ryan magee 

One of the two Funny boys from a relatively small channel known as "SuperMega"
The 2nd failure of the duo is Known as Matt Watson, A.K.A Brat Watson
The group themselves are known, but not particularly acknowledged, for the editing of others videos, Such others being Game Grumps and OneyGa-I mean Plays.
Ryan Magee's fetish is Anne Watson
ryan magee by Oney'sChrony#1 May 15, 2018

GUNT MANGLER 

1. A MAN WITH A DEATHWISH THAT HAS NOTHING TO LOSE

2. A TALIBAN FIGHTER THAT PLEDGED TO DIE AND FEARS NOTHING
HEY, I HEAR THEIR PAYING GUNT MANGLERS TOP MONEY, FUCK IF I'LL DO THAT, MY LIFES WORTH MORE
GUNT MANGLER by Dpcx Alpha Male September 1, 2009

Mange Newts 

pronounced (mahnj nootz) for all you cakes

Simple Translation: Eat Nuts

Mange - (Butchered Slang Italian for Eat)
Newts - (Testicles)

Usage:

1. Fellatio

2. Displaying that you are fed up with someone (male or female).
1. Fellatio

"She was manging newts and my ex girlfriend called"

"Ya bro she manged"

"She can def mange newts!"

2. Being fed up

"That guys a yogurt bro, he can fuckin mange newts"

"You don't wanna go to Fairbanks (strip-club)? Mange newts buddy"

or Simply "Mange"

yeetus magneetus 

Yeetus Magnetus is a phrase used when 'yeet' is not enough. It essentially is a more powerful version of the word 'yeet'.
Alan ; I'm going to get this in the hoop, just you watch!
Bob ; Nah...
Alan; (while throwing) YEETUS MAGNEETUS!!!!!!

assface magee 

Assface magee is the plan Z of your comebacks after you used every word in the dictionary to insult someone.
Bob: screw you and your faggoty mother.
Larry: oh yeah? fuck you assface magee.
assface magee by Mr.Noose October 21, 2013