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je mange les petits enfants 

French for "I eat the small children". Said by Phil Lester in the video "phil is not on fire". Completely necessary for any and every conversation you'll never have in French, and can ease up tension in any awkward moment.
"Parlez vous francais?" (do you speak french)
"uuuuhhh... je mange les petits enfants"
"..."
Related Words
mangee • Mangeena • Mangeese • mangeeta • Mange • Mandeep • magee • Maneet • manger • maneeth

ryan magee 

One of the two Funny boys from a relatively small channel known as "SuperMega"
The 2nd failure of the duo is Known as Matt Watson, A.K.A Brat Watson
The group themselves are known, but not particularly acknowledged, for the editing of others videos, Such others being Game Grumps and OneyGa-I mean Plays.
Ryan Magee's fetish is Anne Watson
ryan magee by Oney'sChrony#1 May 15, 2018

GUNT MANGLER 

1. A MAN WITH A DEATHWISH THAT HAS NOTHING TO LOSE

2. A TALIBAN FIGHTER THAT PLEDGED TO DIE AND FEARS NOTHING
HEY, I HEAR THEIR PAYING GUNT MANGLERS TOP MONEY, FUCK IF I'LL DO THAT, MY LIFES WORTH MORE
GUNT MANGLER by Dpcx Alpha Male September 1, 2009

Mange Newts 

pronounced (mahnj nootz) for all you cakes

Simple Translation: Eat Nuts

Mange - (Butchered Slang Italian for Eat)
Newts - (Testicles)

Usage:

1. Fellatio

2. Displaying that you are fed up with someone (male or female).
1. Fellatio

"She was manging newts and my ex girlfriend called"

"Ya bro she manged"

"She can def mange newts!"

2. Being fed up

"That guys a yogurt bro, he can fuckin mange newts"

"You don't wanna go to Fairbanks (strip-club)? Mange newts buddy"

or Simply "Mange"

yeetus magneetus 

Yeetus Magnetus is a phrase used when 'yeet' is not enough. It essentially is a more powerful version of the word 'yeet'.
Alan ; I'm going to get this in the hoop, just you watch!
Bob ; Nah...
Alan; (while throwing) YEETUS MAGNEETUS!!!!!!

assface magee 

Assface magee is the plan Z of your comebacks after you used every word in the dictionary to insult someone.
Bob: screw you and your faggoty mother.
Larry: oh yeah? fuck you assface magee.
assface magee by Mr.Noose October 21, 2013
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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