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post-maloned
To have a lil' fun and get a lil' crazy, "heyyy"
May or may not include: wearing grills, sporting two frizzy french braids, smoking the ganja, or being a Texan
May or may not include: wearing grills, sporting two frizzy french braids, smoking the ganja, or being a Texan
"Dude, what are you doing tonight?"
"I'm getting post-maloned with my homies at my place before heading out to a bar."
"I'm getting post-maloned with my homies at my place before heading out to a bar."
post-maloned by postmalonehottie101 December 7, 2017
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maloned
verb, past tense-
1. when an ordinary situation, task or job not only does not work, but becomes exponentially worse, usually resulting in person(s) involved becoming permanantly scarred and/or maimed or property being broken beyond repair and usually followed by a lawsuit with the involved party.
2. Murphy's Law X 100
1. when an ordinary situation, task or job not only does not work, but becomes exponentially worse, usually resulting in person(s) involved becoming permanantly scarred and/or maimed or property being broken beyond repair and usually followed by a lawsuit with the involved party.
2. Murphy's Law X 100
"Marty borrowed my truck to haul a camper to take his family on vacation, but I got Maloned when Marty attempted to connect to the camper, backed up and misaligned the receiver's hitch, ripping off the rear bumper of my truck and knocking the camper down a ravine with his family still inside."
maloned by Smitty2036 February 19, 2009
Malonie
Malonie is a sweet girl that doesn’t accept when people acts like hoes .Malonie also is very supportive person .Malonie can always find a way thru the hard times. Malonie also can get mad in a snap of a finger …Malonie is the most loyal,sweetest,supportive,funniest,thickest girl you’ll ever meet.
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maloned
Completely destroying someone: usually by elbow, dragon kick, knee to the groin, or clothesline.
Origin: Karl "The Mailman" Malone of the L.A. Lakers
Origin: Karl "The Mailman" Malone of the L.A. Lakers
Did you see David Robinson get maloned? Fuckin' malownage. Malone just maloned his fucking ear of and he was on the maloning floor unconscious.
maloned by Karl Malone May 22, 2004
Maloned
Maloning is an act of getting ahead in your career at the expense of someone else. This usually involves an act of violence- such as deliberatly injuring someone else.
Originates from the character 'Nomi Malone' in Paul Verhoeven’s Showgirls. In this movie, Ms. Malone pushes a fellow Showgirl down the stairs to further her career in an act of Maloning. The other character pushed down the stairs was 'Maloned.'
Originates from the character 'Nomi Malone' in Paul Verhoeven’s Showgirls. In this movie, Ms. Malone pushes a fellow Showgirl down the stairs to further her career in an act of Maloning. The other character pushed down the stairs was 'Maloned.'
Maloned by Nixon Popdizzy November 3, 2003
malonedick
malonedick by Frug October 15, 2003
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