maljabrone

a ginger-like, teenage boy who double pops his collar, plays the guitar and lacrosse, bros out with the bros, and usually has a huge ginger-like BB. Loves the hair flip, has a four-inch inseam on his khaki shorts, and wears questionable items, most likely trying to start his own trend to make him seem cool.
example: round, harry potter-like glasses.

I was bro-ing out with Maljabrone today after lacrosse when he whipped out his guitar and pitched a tent in my pants.

maljabrone by ttthhhaaattt gggiiirrrlll March 5, 2009

mallabone 

A very ugly person that is annoying, thinks their good at running but they are actually dog shit.
It takes them at least 5 years to actually become half decent at something. If you ever meet a mallabone make sure you do not become friends with it because it may ruin your reputation.

Bro he’s actually such a mallabone

mallabone by Illimini September 9, 2021

William Mallabone 

Certi Chad. This guy will neck any living creature that breathes at the club.

I did a William Mallabone at the club last night.

William Mallabone by CertiChadFinder101 November 26, 2021

William John Mallabone 

Well, what can we say ladies and gentlemen. This man here defies the laws of chads. Only studs can be given this name.

Gosh you're so handsome and fit, what's your name? William John Mallabone.

William John Mallabone by CertiChadFinder101 November 24, 2021