malemma
No power, or Eskom trying to fix the power grid... both those options are terrible - it's a real malemma!
malemma by ecklesandfreckles April 21, 2020
Words you can keep
Julius Malema
A huge ape-like creature who possesses an affinity for tenders, nationalisation and singing. The word Julius Malema, however, is used to describe an act of public stupidity that is cause of deep embarrassment.
>Did you see Sally last night, she got drunk and flashed everyone. Dave took a photo and now its all over the internet.
>Oh my God that is so Julius Malema
>Oh my God that is so Julius Malema
Julius Malema by Black Label 217 August 22, 2011
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malema by Mr Slim Jan October 1, 2008
Malemaism
An incoherent statement made by Julius Malema that only those with a similarly low IQ can comprehend.
A crude mixture of absurd, hilarious and hateful.
South Africa's answer to a Bushism.
A crude mixture of absurd, hilarious and hateful.
South Africa's answer to a Bushism.
An example of some Malemaism's.
"I would rather kill myself than commit suicide"
"Helen Zille (an opposition leader) dances like she misses apartheid"
"Caster Semanye (female athlete) HE is not a hermaphrodite"
"Helen Zille is not original but it plastic and cannot stand in the heat. But when you look at her pictures before the makeover, she looks like an apartheid spy"
"I would rather kill myself than commit suicide"
"Helen Zille (an opposition leader) dances like she misses apartheid"
"Caster Semanye (female athlete) HE is not a hermaphrodite"
"Helen Zille is not original but it plastic and cannot stand in the heat. But when you look at her pictures before the makeover, she looks like an apartheid spy"
Manlemma
so i went out with Jason last night and we totally hit it off but then Chris called me this morning and said he wants to work things out! I don't now what to do, i'm stuck in a manlemma
Manlemma by LadyOfTheBell June 21, 2011
Malema
A disease unique to South Africa. Strangely restricted to members of out-dated political parties of said country.
Julias Malema
Racist, loud mouthed, inbred fuckwad, who enjoyes eating dick worms from a farmers anal orgy. Often found raping small animals in the wild. He has been dubbed the "Cumdumpster Calender Playgirl" of 2010.
He has been ridiculed and and is placed in a corner with a large white dunce hat, to which he responds calling it a KKK western European Agent uniform... Ultimately this dumbass is destined no greater things than pimp out his siblings and raping male cousins.
He has been ridiculed and and is placed in a corner with a large white dunce hat, to which he responds calling it a KKK western European Agent uniform... Ultimately this dumbass is destined no greater things than pimp out his siblings and raping male cousins.
Jon: Dude i just raped my male cousin and ate his corpse
Jack: Motherfucker what?
Jon: Yeh i got $20 for her.
Jack: Nigga you are one fucked up Julias Malema!
Jon: You Wanna fuck?
Jack: I only have 50 Cents
Jon: Cool, i like to toss salad to that!
Jack: Motherfucker what?
Jon: Yeh i got $20 for her.
Jack: Nigga you are one fucked up Julias Malema!
Jon: You Wanna fuck?
Jack: I only have 50 Cents
Jon: Cool, i like to toss salad to that!
Julias Malema by JM29x-45qw October 15, 2010
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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grebo
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
TikTok Farlands
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026
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