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No power, or Eskom trying to fix the power grid... both those options are terrible - it's a real malemma!
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Julius Malema
A huge ape-like creature who possesses an affinity for tenders, nationalisation and singing. The word Julius Malema, however, is used to describe an act of public stupidity that is cause of deep embarrassment.
>Did you see Sally last night, she got drunk and flashed everyone. Dave took a photo and now its all over the internet.
>Oh my God that is so Julius Malema
>Oh my God that is so Julius Malema
Julius Malema by Black Label 217 August 22, 2011
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malema by Mr Slim Jan October 1, 2008
Malemaism
An incoherent statement made by Julius Malema that only those with a similarly low IQ can comprehend.
A crude mixture of absurd, hilarious and hateful.
South Africa's answer to a Bushism.
A crude mixture of absurd, hilarious and hateful.
South Africa's answer to a Bushism.
An example of some Malemaism's.
"I would rather kill myself than commit suicide"
"Helen Zille (an opposition leader) dances like she misses apartheid"
"Caster Semanye (female athlete) HE is not a hermaphrodite"
"Helen Zille is not original but it plastic and cannot stand in the heat. But when you look at her pictures before the makeover, she looks like an apartheid spy"
"I would rather kill myself than commit suicide"
"Helen Zille (an opposition leader) dances like she misses apartheid"
"Caster Semanye (female athlete) HE is not a hermaphrodite"
"Helen Zille is not original but it plastic and cannot stand in the heat. But when you look at her pictures before the makeover, she looks like an apartheid spy"
Manlemma
so i went out with Jason last night and we totally hit it off but then Chris called me this morning and said he wants to work things out! I don't now what to do, i'm stuck in a manlemma
Manlemma by LadyOfTheBell June 21, 2011
Malema
A disease unique to South Africa. Strangely restricted to members of out-dated political parties of said country.
“Did you read in the paper that some political party is crazy enough to want to close down Twitter because they said something about their boss?”
“Yeah I know, I had to laugh. I think they must have Malema or something.”
“Yeah I know, I had to laugh. I think they must have Malema or something.”
Julias Malema
Racist, loud mouthed, inbred fuckwad, who enjoyes eating dick worms from a farmers anal orgy. Often found raping small animals in the wild. He has been dubbed the "Cumdumpster Calender Playgirl" of 2010.
He has been ridiculed and and is placed in a corner with a large white dunce hat, to which he responds calling it a KKK western European Agent uniform... Ultimately this dumbass is destined no greater things than pimp out his siblings and raping male cousins.
He has been ridiculed and and is placed in a corner with a large white dunce hat, to which he responds calling it a KKK western European Agent uniform... Ultimately this dumbass is destined no greater things than pimp out his siblings and raping male cousins.
Jon: Dude i just raped my male cousin and ate his corpse
Jack: Motherfucker what?
Jon: Yeh i got $20 for her.
Jack: Nigga you are one fucked up Julias Malema!
Jon: You Wanna fuck?
Jack: I only have 50 Cents
Jon: Cool, i like to toss salad to that!
Jack: Motherfucker what?
Jon: Yeh i got $20 for her.
Jack: Nigga you are one fucked up Julias Malema!
Jon: You Wanna fuck?
Jack: I only have 50 Cents
Jon: Cool, i like to toss salad to that!
Julias Malema by JM29x-45qw October 15, 2010