maleman

An employee of the United Penile Service, thier job is to deliver males to other men for homosex and other devious activities related to gay sex. A tip for the maleman would often include a round or five of butt jousting.

Bob- man I'm bored, i could for something cool and fun

Dave- I know, let's have the Maleman cum... come over and bring us a guy!

Bob- sweet deal

by Father EEP January 18, 2008

Hans Moleman

A hapless character from the Simpsons, an old man who is perpetually getting killed or injured in nasty, tragic ways.

Phish: "Who here has medical marijuana?"
Hans: "I do..."
Phris: *reads prescription notes* "Whoa...you're really sick!"
Hans: "The doctors never told me that...I had to hear it from Phish."

by Peter Bradstock May 8, 2004

Moleman United

A fictional football team based on real college students. Selected by John D and named by Joseph F the team stands at an average of 5"7 the tallest player being Sam F with the shortest being Generoso D/Michael J. The current manager is Hans Moleman (from T.V. show 'The Simpsons') and captain is John D. With a 4-4-2 formation the team's traditional colours include black, white with some grey. Since 2005 the team have had over 6 sponsors including Pepsi, Innovations, ProTech, McDonalds, Waitrose and SportsWorld. Their most aggressive player is Lee W and the player with the scruffiest hair is James B. Daniel T (goalkeeper) has the most favourable styled hair - an 'old skool' carribean afro.

The real Moleman United college players entered a 5-a-side football tournament last year and finished 3rd. Coincidently, only five members of the team are world class. Joseph F, Chris G, Generoso D, John D and Peter H.

by John Duckworth July 21, 2008

Julius Malema

A huge ape-like creature who possesses an affinity for tenders, nationalisation and singing. The word Julius Malema, however, is used to describe an act of public stupidity that is cause of deep embarrassment.

>Did you see Sally last night, she got drunk and flashed everyone. Dave took a photo and now its all over the internet.

>Oh my God that is so Julius Malema

by Black Label 217 August 22, 2011

malema

In South Africa this refers to a person with a low iq or someone who says stupid things.

You are just being like a malema

by Mr Slim Jan October 1, 2008

Malemaism

An incoherent statement made by Julius Malema that only those with a similarly low IQ can comprehend.

A crude mixture of absurd, hilarious and hateful.

South Africa's answer to a Bushism.

An example of some Malemaism's.

"I would rather kill myself than commit suicide"

"Helen Zille (an opposition leader) dances like she misses apartheid"

"Caster Semanye (female athlete) HE is not a hermaphrodite"

"Helen Zille is not original but it plastic and cannot stand in the heat. But when you look at her pictures before the makeover, she looks like an apartheid spy"

by VryeBoer March 16, 2010

Malcmanning

Sneaking around to hook up with a girl that you would be embarrassed to bring out with your friends because she is too trashy.

" I know she will put out, but i will definitely have to malcman her"

" Jon wont admit it but i know he has been malcmanning that skank from the bar last weekend"

by BEEEEF March 8, 2013