Malemaism 

An incoherent statement made by Julius Malema that only those with a similarly low IQ can comprehend.

A crude mixture of absurd, hilarious and hateful.

South Africa's answer to a Bushism.

An example of some Malemaism's.

"I would rather kill myself than commit suicide"

"Helen Zille (an opposition leader) dances like she misses apartheid"

"Caster Semanye (female athlete) HE is not a hermaphrodite"

"Helen Zille is not original but it plastic and cannot stand in the heat. But when you look at her pictures before the makeover, she looks like an apartheid spy"

Malemaism by VryeBoer March 16, 2010

malemaism 

A statement made by the lemmings stupid and possibly retarded leader. Often made in reaction to a threat and to keep down that terrible white society who is forever pointing and laughing at the stupid lemming who they realise is corrupting a nation. A malemaism statement will inevitably use the race card

The following are good examples of Malemaism

On women and rape:
"When a woman didn't enjoy it, she leaves early in the morning. Those who had a nice time will wait until the sun comes out, request breakfast and ask for taxi money."

“This ANC has taught those who are insulting it today to use fork and knife, to taste red wine, to wear expensive suits and to swap red sockess for many other colours,” Malema said.

malemaism by Lemming hater April 12, 2010

Rueil-Malmaison 

Rueil-Malmaison (zip code 92500) is statistically Europe's toughest and most dangerous city. Located in Paris western suburbs (Hauts-de-Seine, 92), this 80000+ inhabitants slum consist mostly of crime-ridden projects, long-abandoned factories and deserted offices.
The name of the city is unfortunately synonymous to nothing but gang-banging, drive-by shootings, random brutal assaults, drug and weapon traficking, skyhigh unemployment, urban decay and all other types of ill shit.

"Ya better check yaself before ya wreck yaself punk ass mothafukka. Ya see, Im da wrong n**** to f*** wit"
"And why iz that so, yo ?"
"Coz Im straight outta Rueil-Malmaison"
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"Yo bro, where ya goin' to ?"
"Im goin' on a business trip to Rueil-Malmaison, ya know what Im sayin' ?"
"Yo, ya crazy man. The minute you get there, ya best protect ya neck and watch ya back or you'll get your ass smocked"

Rueil-Malmaison by 6-REAL May 24, 2008

Maleism 

The belief that men are and should be treated as potential intellectual equals and social equals to women. These people can be either male or female human beings, although the ideology is commonly (and perhaps falsely) associated mainly with men.

The basic idea of Maleism revolves around the principle that just because human bodies are designed to perform certain procreative functions, biological elements need not dictate intellectual and social functions, capabilities, and rights.

Maleism also, by its nature, embraces the belief that all people are entitled to freedom and liberty within reason--including equal civil rights--and that discrimination should not be made based on gender, sexual orientation, skin color, ethnicity, religion, culture, or lifestyle.

Maleists--and all persons interested in civil equality and intellectuality--are dedicated to fighting the ignorance that says people are controlled by and limited to their biology.
Maleism is the belief that all people are entitled to the same civil rights and liberties and can be intellectual equals regardless of gender. However, you should still hold the door for a maleist; this is known as respect or politeness and need have nothing whatever to do with gender discrimination.

You haven't read about Maleism? Your such a Maleist!

Maleism by Male? April 1, 2016

malenaise 

The white creamy substance usually produced when a man orgasms, not to be confused with mayonnaise

Glen: I do say Ernest, this salad is rather tasty what's the dressing you used?
Ernest: *sniggers*
Glen: ...
Ernest: I call it: "malenaise"
Glen: *goes to spew up*

malenaise by Hand Solo July 12, 2006

malemism 

1. An outrageous, offensive, insensitive and retarded statement.

2. One of such statements made by (not so youthful) ANC Youth League boss Julius Malema.

3. The South African equivalent of a Bushism.

Some examples of malemisms are:

"We will kill for Zuma"
"We shall rule until Jesus returns"
"I only debate with serious political youth"
"We must intensify the struggle to eliminate the remnants of counter-revolution."(he said this one at a funeral)
"Forces that are opposed to our revolution are still here. We must change the management of this university and also the lecturers." (this despite the fact that he failed matric, and never went to university himself)

malemism by George McBob April 29, 2009

Maleism 

slang word for "Masculism"; belief of men's rights and defending the male image from the extremist views of feminist groups. The opposite of Feminism; the male's version of Feminisim

Maleism; slang term used in place of Masculism; belief in the superiority of men; "He's displaying signs of Maleism"

Maleism by Ale Kataz January 23, 2009