2 definitions by hopwon

A disease unique to South Africa. Strangely restricted to members of out-dated political parties of said country.
“Did you read in the paper that some political party is crazy enough to want to close down Twitter because they said something about their boss?”
“Yeah I know, I had to laugh. I think they must have Malema or something.”
by hopwon November 5, 2010
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The habbit of watching pornography in the work place with the media player shrunk down as small as it will go in the foolish hope that your collegues won't notice you sitting with headphones on shaking your leg and then hurriedly disapearing into the bathroom for 5 mins.
Whilst Dave was waiting for the code load to finish, he entertained his work mates thinking nobody could see his small porn.
Then he went for a cigarette.
by hopwon March 9, 2009
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