"Helen Zille (an opposition leader) dances like she misses apartheid"
"Caster Semanye (female athlete) HE is not a hermaphrodite"
"Helen Zille is not original but it plastic and cannot stand in the heat. But when you look at her pictures before the makeover, she looks like an apartheid spy"
A statement made by the lemmings stupid and possibly retarded leader. Often made in reaction to a threat and to keep down that terrible whitesociety who is forever pointing and laughing at the stupid lemming who they realise is corrupting a nation. A malemaism statement will inevitably use the race card
The following are good examples of Malemaism
On women and rape:
"When a woman didn't enjoy it, she leaves early in the morning. Those who had a nice time will wait until the sun comes out, request breakfast and ask for taxi money."
βThis ANC has taught those who are insulting it today to use fork and knife, to taste red wine, to wear expensive suits and to swap red sockess for many other colours,β Malema said.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.