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Malemaism
An incoherent statement made by Julius Malema that only those with a similarly low IQ can comprehend.
A crude mixture of absurd, hilarious and hateful.
South Africa's answer to a Bushism.
A crude mixture of absurd, hilarious and hateful.
South Africa's answer to a Bushism.
An example of some Malemaism's.
"I would rather kill myself than commit suicide"
"Helen Zille (an opposition leader) dances like she misses apartheid"
"Caster Semanye (female athlete) HE is not a hermaphrodite"
"Helen Zille is not original but it plastic and cannot stand in the heat. But when you look at her pictures before the makeover, she looks like an apartheid spy"
"I would rather kill myself than commit suicide"
"Helen Zille (an opposition leader) dances like she misses apartheid"
"Caster Semanye (female athlete) HE is not a hermaphrodite"
"Helen Zille is not original but it plastic and cannot stand in the heat. But when you look at her pictures before the makeover, she looks like an apartheid spy"
malemaism
A statement made by the lemmings stupid and possibly retarded leader. Often made in reaction to a threat and to keep down that terrible white society who is forever pointing and laughing at the stupid lemming who they realise is corrupting a nation. A malemaism statement will inevitably use the race card
The following are good examples of Malemaism
On women and rape:
"When a woman didn't enjoy it, she leaves early in the morning. Those who had a nice time will wait until the sun comes out, request breakfast and ask for taxi money."
“This ANC has taught those who are insulting it today to use fork and knife, to taste red wine, to wear expensive suits and to swap red sockess for many other colours,” Malema said.
On women and rape:
"When a woman didn't enjoy it, she leaves early in the morning. Those who had a nice time will wait until the sun comes out, request breakfast and ask for taxi money."
“This ANC has taught those who are insulting it today to use fork and knife, to taste red wine, to wear expensive suits and to swap red sockess for many other colours,” Malema said.
malemaism by Lemming hater April 12, 2010
A Booger In The Nose Of Progress
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."
or
"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
or
"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006
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fogey
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)