malcove

A small recessed area made into a miniature man cave for solitude and shutting out the menial outside world.

"What's Alex doing in that small gap behind the TV?"
"He's just spending some time alone in his malcove!"

by Grhymer March 16, 2017

malcome

A sweet, loving man who has a soft spot for animals. Finds a sweet girl that loves him back and loves her forever. He is very handsome and is strong and supportive. He keeps a good job, but he is not very adventurous, and is afraid of a lot of things. He is a good man to have if you want to settle down and have kids. He is very smart in math, as he went to school at Harvard, so he is a very skilled accountant.

O.M.G. Becky, Malcome just got me a new puppy!
Malcome! You remembered the anniversary of our first date! Thank you for the roses!

by Cassidy Stevens June 2, 2017

malcome

IM MALCUMMING AAHSGHAGHA

omg i think i just malcame, im gonna malcome, im malcumming

by killer bean baitsa datso January 19, 2022

the Dirty Malnove

When you stuff your balls into a girls ass then proceed to masturbate onto their back.

Monty gave Shan the Dirty Malnove at work.

by Manglove January 24, 2011

MALCORE

A malcore is a creature believed to come from the underworld that would feed off people’s souls.

I don’t feel so good....
Sounds like a malcore is harvesting you

by Guy who reads lots of books January 27, 2019

Malcoseptum

A person that is so incredibly dense that they are likely to not understand jokes that they told in the first place. Most likely to also be a jonglezoid.

Jay: "Sends a funny video"
Someone: Sends a funny message containing a reference to the video
Jay: "Is this guy drunk? What is he talking about?"
Everyone: "He's a malcoseptum don't worry"

by jayhater3001 August 17, 2022

mancovery

achievement of full recovery from a relationship or a self-eclipsing crush or infatuation.

Although I once had a huge crush on the guy, Facebook stalked him and dreamt of bearing his children, I've finally made a full mancovery.

by angelossary March 14, 2010