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A sweet, loving man who has a soft spot for animals. Finds a sweet girl that loves him back and loves her forever. He is very handsome and is strong and supportive. He keeps a good job, but he is not very adventurous, and is afraid of a lot of things. He is a good man to have if you want to settle down and have kids. He is very smart in math, as he went to school at Harvard, so he is a very skilled accountant.
O.M.G. Becky, Malcome just got me a new puppy!
Malcome! You remembered the anniversary of our first date! Thank you for the roses!
malcome by Cassidy Stevens June 2, 2017
IM MALCUMMING AAHSGHAGHA
omg i think i just malcame, im gonna malcome, im malcumming
malcome by killer bean baitsa datso January 19, 2022

the Dirty Malnove 

When you stuff your balls into a girls ass then proceed to masturbate onto their back.
Monty gave Shan the Dirty Malnove at work.
the Dirty Malnove by Manglove January 24, 2011
A malcore is a creature believed to come from the underworld that would feed off people’s souls.
I don’t feel so good....
Sounds like a malcore is harvesting you

Malcoseptum

A person that is so incredibly dense that they are likely to not understand jokes that they told in the first place. Most likely to also be a jonglezoid.
Jay: "Sends a funny video"
Someone: Sends a funny message containing a reference to the video
Jay: "Is this guy drunk? What is he talking about?"
Everyone: "He's a malcoseptum don't worry"
Malcoseptum by jayhater3001 August 17, 2022

mancovery 

achievement of full recovery from a relationship or a self-eclipsing crush or infatuation.
Although I once had a huge crush on the guy, Facebook stalked him and dreamt of bearing his children, I've finally made a full mancovery.
mancovery by angelossary March 14, 2010
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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