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A sweet, loving man who has a soft spot for animals. Finds a sweet girl that loves him back and loves her forever. He is very handsome and is strong and supportive. He keeps a good job, but he is not very adventurous, and is afraid of a lot of things. He is a good man to have if you want to settle down and have kids. He is very smart in math, as he went to school at Harvard, so he is a very skilled accountant.
O.M.G. Becky, Malcome just got me a new puppy!
Malcome! You remembered the anniversary of our first date! Thank you for the roses!
malcome by Cassidy Stevens June 2, 2017
IM MALCUMMING AAHSGHAGHA
omg i think i just malcame, im gonna malcome, im malcumming

the Dirty Malnove 

When you stuff your balls into a girls ass then proceed to masturbate onto their back.
Monty gave Shan the Dirty Malnove at work.
the Dirty Malnove by Manglove January 24, 2011
A malcore is a creature believed to come from the underworld that would feed off people’s souls.
I don’t feel so good....
Sounds like a malcore is harvesting you

Malcoseptum

A person that is so incredibly dense that they are likely to not understand jokes that they told in the first place. Most likely to also be a jonglezoid.
Jay: "Sends a funny video"
Someone: Sends a funny message containing a reference to the video
Jay: "Is this guy drunk? What is he talking about?"
Everyone: "He's a malcoseptum don't worry"
Malcoseptum by jayhater3001 August 17, 2022

mancovery 

achievement of full recovery from a relationship or a self-eclipsing crush or infatuation.
Although I once had a huge crush on the guy, Facebook stalked him and dreamt of bearing his children, I've finally made a full mancovery.
mancovery by angelossary March 14, 2010