gap year

The time spent whilst you have a visibly broken tooth but are either afraid of the dentist or too busy or too broke to get it repaired.

"Alex when are you going to get that tooth fixed?"
"I'm having a gap year!"

by Grhymer March 16, 2017

malcove

A small recessed area made into a miniature man cave for solitude and shutting out the menial outside world.

"What's Alex doing in that small gap behind the TV?"
"He's just spending some time alone in his malcove!"

by Grhymer March 16, 2017