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Is a beautiful, kind, goofy, freaky, aggressive girl. She's a true friend an will always have your back. She gets played like a joke, so she's often single. She's very hard to fall out of love with, she's very insecure. If you meet a malazia keep her forever she'll treat you with respect. She'll annoy tf outa you an make you very mad at times but will love you like no other. She tries her best to make people happy even if she's sad herself.
That malazia girl is very "hot".
malazia by Malalay September 8, 2019
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The most beautiful young woman you will ever meet. She is feisty and mean sometimes but, is a really great person with an amazing personality. She has trust issues because of her past but is a very very caring person. You are very lucky to have a Malayia in your life and dont ever let her go.
Malayia you look very pretty today!
Malayia by 69~♡ January 12, 2020
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Malazian Empire 

The Chad Based and Redpilled Empire Owned by Emperor Malaz aka “Emperor M” Battling the Brigades of Gang Shisha, Abu Ibrahbeem and Abu Gaynon. Join the Malazian Army today.
Yo did you hear about the based and chadpilled “Malazian empire” “yeah dude Malazian empire is based, I’m a solider in it”.
Malazian Empire by Johncl27 November 13, 2020
Prettiest girl, she has the biggest heart and does anything for her loved ones. When she loves she loves hard. She has a bad temper that can sometimes take over and create a bad person, she handles everything with care. She has respect from everyone because if not she'll kill you. You'll never know if Malasia loves you or hates you, so be careful.
Don't betray Malasia, yeah she's pretty but she's dangerous.
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Daron Malakian 

The AMAZING guitarist for system of a down. He is not afraid of being set apart from the crowd or being rejected. He comes and plays his music and lets you be...

He loves his music and does whatever he thinks is fun and RIGHT because he can and he always makes you laugh...he has a great singing voice and always makes the best quotes in the world.

He may not be the ABSOLUTE best guitar PLAYER. But he is the best guitarist when it comes to just playing it all out
"I want you to JUMP" says Daron Malakian
*crownd bounces for a minute and cheers wildly*
"SHUT UPPP!!! SHUT UP!!! SHUT THE FUCK UPP!!!" yells daron

"i like to watch retarted people have sex, am i alone in this??? i dont feel alone..." says daron
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Daron Malakian 

Daron Vartan Malakian is the guitarist in the amazing band System Of A Down.
He was born on July 18th 1975 in Hollywood, Cali, USA.
He is a highly respected guitarist, and contributes to a lot of the bands music and lyrics.
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Daron Malakian by xher0in April 20, 2006

Daron Malakian 

Full name Daron Vartan Malakian.
Born on July 18th 1975 in Hollywood, California, USA.
Guitarist/songwriter/singer in System of a Down and Scars on Broadway
Daron Malakian is truly genius.

A creative guitarist is so much more than one who squeezes as many notes as possible into every song.
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