Malairia is a protazoan parasite that is caught from a mosquito

Malaria is caused by the plasmodium parasite, mainly found in africa but can be found anywhere mosquitos live.
Even though feared by many, malaria has a fairly low death rate,and can be easily prevented.
Its life cycle begins when an infected mosquito bites an uninfected human, it infects the human, then if an unifected mosquito bites an infected host, the life cyclee repeats
Malaria can be easilyprevented by using mosquito repellent and mosquito nets at night. One thing your lucky that it is fairly common it is one of the less serious mosquito born diseases
Malaria is trash
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Same principles as Jungle Fever, only in terms of South America/Central America.
Mad girls are hooking up with Mexicans and Cubans; they've come down with Malaria
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General term for any of a number of cold or flu maladies that you get from riding San Francisco's crowded and poorly ventilated Muni Trains.
"Ugh... I think I'm coming down with Muni Malaria. I probably got it from the tiny Asian lady with no sense of personal-space who kept coughing on me on my commute yesterday morning. The garlic bagel she had for breakfast wasn't very appetizing while being sneezed into my face."
by Jeffrey Glover November 05, 2007
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Worse than a thot. Will climb into ur room while you sleep and rape u. Also ugly as fuck.
Person 1: Damn, Veronica is such a hoe with malaria man! She got pregnant and says i'm the father!
Person 2: Dude, I feel u, she did that to me to man.
by Lunchbox 92 June 03, 2018
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Vaginal Malaria is the manifestation of the disease caused by the paracyte Plasmodium Falcipirum on a woman's vagina.
1. Dude, don't do it. She's got bad vaginal malaria. Trust me, I know. YUK!
2.
Girl: My pussy is ichy and is oozing some sort of puss.
Friend: That's some nasty vaginal malaria girl!
by Dr Ron Jeremy April 04, 2005
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The constellation of primarily immune system symptoms caused by a woman's hormone cycle. May include, but not be limited to: fever, chills, malaise, exhaustion, muscle aches, dandruff, foot fungus, brittle nails, very low pain thresh hold,acne breakout, runny nose, cough and constipation.
If you think PMS is bad, you should be grateful you don't live with menstral malaria!

My menstral malaria lasts up to ten days, but I usually have to call out sick for just two of them.
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When ur dick hits the back of her throat and she gets strep.
U got head bro?
Yea it hit that back of her throat... and that's how I gave dat bit malaria.
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