Malaria 

Malairia is a protazoan parasite that is caught from a mosquito

Malaria is caused by the plasmodium parasite, mainly found in africa but can be found anywhere mosquitos live.
Even though feared by many, malaria has a fairly low death rate,and can be easily prevented.
Its life cycle begins when an infected mosquito bites an uninfected human, it infects the human, then if an unifected mosquito bites an infected host, the life cyclee repeats
Malaria can be easilyprevented by using mosquito repellent and mosquito nets at night. One thing your lucky that it is fairly common it is one of the less serious mosquito born diseases

Malaria is trash

Malaria by blah_blah-blah_ May 30, 2020

Malaria 

Same principles as Jungle Fever, only in terms of South America/Central America.

Mad girls are hooking up with Mexicans and Cubans; they've come down with Malaria

Malaria by Mike Bradey January 17, 2009

malaria manlet 

The malaria manlet (a dwarfed male shorter than 5ft10) is a diminutive and diseased, microscopically minuscule little midget monstrosity who has contracted malaria because of the stuntedly swamplike living conditions that he endures due to amusingly having little baby legs and therefore standing so low that one would have to pick him up just to say hello. If the petite and puny malaria manlet surprisingly survives the gaping wound left by the infectious bite of a to him dragonlike mosquito, then he will subsequently begin to suffer from explosive diarrhea, hobbit feet, Napoleon complex psychosis and of course uncontrollable bouts of manlet rage before finally metamorphosing into a murloc manlet and wearily waddling away to effeminately frolic around in a nearby puddle like the girlishly fairylike runt of a sexy sissy manlet princess that his mouselike manletism has hilariously forever doomed him to be. Malaria manlets BTFO.

Maria: Did you hear that Tiny Tom called in sick today again? Manmore: Good, I never liked that subhumanly stunted little malaria manlet anyway! Maria: Me neither. Manlets are just gross! Manmore: Short people got no reason. Maria: Manlets rise up!

malaria manlet by ManletDepreciator October 10, 2024

Muni Malaria 

General term for any of a number of cold or flu maladies that you get from riding San Francisco's crowded and poorly ventilated Muni Trains.

"Ugh... I think I'm coming down with Muni Malaria. I probably got it from the tiny Asian lady with no sense of personal-space who kept coughing on me on my commute yesterday morning. The garlic bagel she had for breakfast wasn't very appetizing while being sneezed into my face."

Muni Malaria by Jeffrey Glover November 28, 2007

hoe with malaria 

Worse than a thot. Will climb into ur room while you sleep and rape u. Also ugly as fuck.

Person 1: Damn, Veronica is such a hoe with malaria man! She got pregnant and says i'm the father!
Person 2: Dude, I feel u, she did that to me to man.

hoe with malaria by Lunchbox 92 June 12, 2018

Gave dat bit malaria 

When ur dick hits the back of her throat and she gets strep.

U got head bro?
Yea it hit that back of her throat... and that's how I gave dat bit malaria.

Gave dat bit malaria by Hung eye October 24, 2019

Vaginal Malaria 

Vaginal Malaria is the manifestation of the disease caused by the paracyte Plasmodium Falcipirum on a woman's vagina.

1. Dude, don't do it. She's got bad vaginal malaria. Trust me, I know. YUK!
2.
Girl: My pussy is ichy and is oozing some sort of puss.
Friend: That's some nasty vaginal malaria girl!

Vaginal Malaria by Dr Ron Jeremy April 4, 2005