Malarials are a millennial contracted disease caused by enlightenment through the age of social media. Malarials often exude utopian type ideals of social equality through marginalizing as well as state run education and healthcare. Left untreated, they may swarm you with their problems while shielding themselves in safe spaces.
These malarials are everywhere. They spread their complaints throughout society, but never actually fix anything.
by HYD18 September 13, 2016
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Malarials are a millennial contracted disease caused by enlightenment through the age of social media. Malarials often exude utopian type ideals of social equality through marginalizing as well as state run education and healthcare. Left untreated, they may swarm you with their problems while shielding themselves in safe spaces.
These malarials are everywhere. They spread their complaints throughout society, but never actually fix anything.
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Malarials are a millennial contracted disease caused by enlightenment through the age of social media. Malarials often exude utopian type ideals of social equality through marginalizing as well as state run education and healthcare. Left untreated, they may swarm you with their problems while shielding themselves in safe spaces.
These malarials are everywhere. They spread their complaints throughout society, but never actually fix anything.
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Malarials are a millennial contracted disease caused by enlightenment through the age of social media. Malarials often exude utopian type ideals of social equality through marginalizing as well as state run education and healthcare. Left untreated, they may swarm you with their problems while shielding themselves in safe spaces.
These malarials are everywhere. They spread their complaints throughout society, but never actually fix anything.
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A Malarie is someone who everyone wants to be friends with and is very kind. You can tell her anything, and she won’t criticize you. If you are feeling down, a Malarie knows how to make anyone laugh in an instant. She is also very intelligent but doesn’t brag about it at all and is somewhat secretive.
Person 1: why are you so happy all of a sudden?
Person 2: I talked to Malarie.
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(Ma-lar-i|ous) Derived from the words "malaria" and "hilarious" < Something Grim yet hilariously funny; pertaining to a bizzaro, madcap humor (Looney Tunes) but also something Grim or Evil (Grim & Evil). Mostly used in a positive fashion.
Invader Zim was unfortunately cancelled, despite the fact that it was outrageously malarious.
by Matthew Ebisu April 29, 2007
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