he plays guitar, and stop with this
"he's so hot" bullshit, fuck the radio has ruined a beautiful artistic band and now retarded girls are drooling over internet pics or daron while headbanging to aerials
daron is an energetic, intense musician devoted to his band and i respect him greatly
by noname August 16, 2004
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The only one who know what to do with a guitar of the other people who think they know what to do with a guitar
Never say "i know play guitar" when Daron Malakian is walking on the earth.
by sweetguy April 16, 2006
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the greatest sexiest guitar playing god with the sexiest voice/smile/eyes/body/ass/ect. to ever walk this wretched earth.
*sigh* daron...
by pyro pixie November 12, 2003
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A person (usu. of the male gender) with bizarre homosexual tendencies.
You're such a malakian! You just licked that guy's head!
by eSouth March 19, 2005
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1)the new cult named after the idol Daron Malakian.
2)the worship of Daron and all his wonderful ideas and work.
3)the philosophy that stands for the love of art for art in itself, and the undying passion of music as a whole.
I think I'm converting to Malakianism.
by lucy123 October 22, 2003
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The AMAZING guitarist for system of a down. He is not afraid of being set apart from the crowd or being rejected. He comes and plays his music and lets you be...

He loves his music and does whatever he thinks is fun and RIGHT because he can and he always makes you laugh...he has a great singing voice and always makes the best quotes in the world.

He may not be the ABSOLUTE best guitar PLAYER. But he is the best guitarist when it comes to just playing it all out
"I want you to JUMP" says Daron Malakian
*crownd bounces for a minute and cheers wildly*
"SHUT UPPP!!! SHUT UP!!! SHUT THE FUCK UPP!!!" yells daron

"i like to watch retarted people have sex, am i alone in this??? i dont feel alone..." says daron
by greg demarc February 15, 2007
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