malakianism

Where do I sign up??
by HIMinion May 10, 2005
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malakianism

1)the new cult named after the idol Daron Malakian.
2)the worship of Daron and all his wonderful ideas and work.
3)the philosophy that stands for the love of art for art in itself, and the undying passion of music as a whole.
I think I'm converting to Malakianism.
by lucy123 October 22, 2003
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malakian

A person (usu. of the male gender) with bizarre homosexual tendencies.
You're such a malakian! You just licked that guy's head!
by eSouth May 13, 2005
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malakian

The only one who know what to do with a guitar of the other people who think they know what to do with a guitar
Never say "i know play guitar" when Daron Malakian is walking on the earth.
by sweetguy July 27, 2006
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malakian

the greatest sexiest guitar playing god with the sexiest voice/smile/eyes/body/ass/ect. to ever walk this wretched earth.
*sigh* daron...
by pyro pixie November 12, 2003
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malakian

he plays guitar, and stop with this
"he's so hot" bullshit, fuck the radio has ruined a beautiful artistic band and now retarded girls are drooling over internet pics or daron while headbanging to aerials
daron is an energetic, intense musician devoted to his band and i respect him greatly
by noname August 16, 2004
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Daron Malakian

Daron Vartan Malakian is the guitarist in the amazing band System Of A Down.
He was born on July 18th 1975 in Hollywood, Cali, USA.
He is a highly respected guitarist, and contributes to a lot of the bands music and lyrics.
'That Daron Malakian ... he's the shit'
by xher0in April 20, 2006
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