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makuu is a great person, they are strong and really funny. They are loyal and lovely with the people they love. Always have a makuu with you and you will be happy forever. ily makuu <3
makuu by bonkbonk777 November 24, 2021
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Makeupalley Cafe
A sub-board of a makeup site comprised of white, 25-50 year old women. This is where women who are bitter at the world go to unleash their bitchery in order to feel better about themselves. Many are mothers which is frightening when you see how they act.
Common topic du jour's include:
picking every attractive woman posted apart (yet if a MUAer posts a picture of themselves "omg gorgeous!"), shitting on feminism, "flaming" people who say something a MUAer doesn't agree with, casual racism, pets, how making 70k a year means you're poor, college (most MUAers claim to have a college degree yet are still complete fools), shitty significant others, obviously made up stories, etc etc.
This is a very hostile environment & almost everyone who frequents Cafe has a severe mental/emotional issue. If you're better off than a majority of the people on the board you must be sickeningly humble or prepare for shit to be flung your way. Nice posters exist but are few and far between, and most "normal" and sane posters left a long time ago.
A rundown on some popular posters with names redacted to give you a feel of the board:
Unstable ex-junkie addicted to cosmetic injectables and tacky hair dye.
Popular for being cheery yet despised by some because she ruins their incessant brooding.
Sugar baby who hates women.
The Kim Kardashian of the board. Stupid and vapid yet people can't stop talking about her.
Racist republican who thinks native Americans deserved to have their land stolen.
Common topic du jour's include:
picking every attractive woman posted apart (yet if a MUAer posts a picture of themselves "omg gorgeous!"), shitting on feminism, "flaming" people who say something a MUAer doesn't agree with, casual racism, pets, how making 70k a year means you're poor, college (most MUAers claim to have a college degree yet are still complete fools), shitty significant others, obviously made up stories, etc etc.
This is a very hostile environment & almost everyone who frequents Cafe has a severe mental/emotional issue. If you're better off than a majority of the people on the board you must be sickeningly humble or prepare for shit to be flung your way. Nice posters exist but are few and far between, and most "normal" and sane posters left a long time ago.
A rundown on some popular posters with names redacted to give you a feel of the board:
Unstable ex-junkie addicted to cosmetic injectables and tacky hair dye.
Popular for being cheery yet despised by some because she ruins their incessant brooding.
Sugar baby who hates women.
The Kim Kardashian of the board. Stupid and vapid yet people can't stop talking about her.
Racist republican who thinks native Americans deserved to have their land stolen.
Makeupalley Cafe by Percy Jackson is Back June 10, 2014
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Stage Makeup
When a female or male, mostly female, is wearing too much makeup. The name originates from dancers and performers in live performances that would wear a large amount of makeup so that it could be seen by the audience as it watches the performance. It is normally worm by young teens but is not exclusive to them. The act of having Stage makeup in public is frowned upon in society as being socially deviate and extremely ugly from an aesthetics stand point
Clinton- "did you see that girl that had on too much makeup and looked like a holloween model.
Lomanico- Yeah,she definitly had stage makeup i didn't notice that girl because i was looking at the guy with too much make up. I think it looks cute on guys
Clinton- " i guess, but it looks horrible on woman."
Lomanico- Yeah,she definitly had stage makeup i didn't notice that girl because i was looking at the guy with too much make up. I think it looks cute on guys
Clinton- " i guess, but it looks horrible on woman."
Stage Makeup by AFallet1 October 28, 2010
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Douyin makeup
A stupid name made up by Westerners to describe a diverse range of makeup styles originating from China. "Douyin" is the original Chinese version of TikTok but the majority of makeup trends in China do not originate from Douyin at all. Chinese makeup is also often misattributed to having origins in Japan or South Korea despite being distinctive from them. It is common practise for people in the West to tag images and videos of Chinese women on social media with hashtags like "japancore" or "kbeauty". A notable case involved the "manhua lash" trend in China being rebranded as "manga lashes" when they became popularized in the West. One of the most popular Chinese makeup styles is "chunyu", which is an entire aesthetic in itself.
Person 1: Oh my gosh, I love Douyin makeup.
Person 2: You can just call it "Chinese makeup". Refusing to do so is quite Sinophobic.
Person 2: You can just call it "Chinese makeup". Refusing to do so is quite Sinophobic.
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