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fondle the mailman 

Card game introduced by Arthur Spooner on the King of Queens.
Arthur: Alright fellas, the game is called Kick the Dog...Threes, Sixes, Nines, One-Eyed Jacks, and Suicide Kings are wild.
Doug: Tell you what, Arthur, why don't you just tell us what's not wild.

Arthur: That's Fondle the Mailman, and we're playing that next.
When you go to a house and ring the doorbell of a friend. Before your friend answers the door, you take off your pants and underwear to expose your genitals and then do a headstand or handstand (legs apart) so that your exposed genitals are as close to the victim's eye level as possible. Finally when your friend answers the door you must ask "Did you order a package?"
Lenny: "Hey, did you order a package?".

Steve: "Ah Jesus Christ, I didn't see that mailman coming. I need to call my therapist".
Mailman by Lorethe2nd October 29, 2015

Mailman fucker 

My ex-wife fucked the mailman. Therefore,she is a mailman fucker.
Mailman fucker by pfc. Snowball January 13, 2009
Awsome guy that delivers drugs right to your house for no extra charge.
"he's a drug dealer and he don't even know it"
-R.I.P Mitch Hedberg
Mailman by poochoo April 13, 2005

egging the mailman 

Jon-"Dood Antonio has been in there for a while"
Ryan-"Yeah man he's egging the mailman"
egging the mailman by Ryan000 June 24, 2007

mailman'ing

Chugging an alcoholic beverage with one hand, while placing the other hand behind your head & tilting your head back. Said to be originated by Karl Malone in 1963.
"Hey let's take a picture of all of us mailman'ing!"

"Mailman'ing - because otherwise you're just chugging."
mailman'ing by V Mailman February 28, 2008