"Mailman" is a sexual term used when the passenger (a man) receives road head from the (usually) female driver. The man must take control of the steering wheel while the woman does her business.
John: Hey honey, I feel like pulling a Mailman
Sandy: Oh, alright. Just this once.
*John steers while sandy leans over*
Sandy: Oh, alright. Just this once.
*John steers while sandy leans over*
by sean sean May 23, 2007
When you move the the passenger seat while driving and masturbate, extra points for getting it out the window.
by Gabe K March 02, 2009
by Taylor Zelitsky June 03, 2007
A person with few sperm because he (or in some strange instances, she) mastubates to much to their best friends mom, or dad.
by The Dutch Dictionary October 01, 2003
When you go to a house and ring the doorbell of a friend. Before your friend answers the door, you take off your pants and underwear to expose your genitals and then do a headstand or handstand (legs apart) so that your exposed genitals are as close to the victim's eye level as possible. Finally when your friend answers the door you must ask "Did you order a package?"
Lenny: "Hey, did you order a package?".
Steve: "Ah Jesus Christ, I didn't see that mailman coming. I need to call my therapist".
Steve: "Ah Jesus Christ, I didn't see that mailman coming. I need to call my therapist".
by Lorethe2nd September 16, 2015
by poochoo April 14, 2005