spooner

one who "spoons" (lay very close together, the way spoons do in a drawer) another of the same sex

STOP SPOONING ME, YOU SPOONER!

by ohlo August 24, 2005

spooner

A girl who lies next to a boy very closely, like two spoons. Usually on a bed accompanied by kissing.

Katie is such a spooner.

by Kituhn December 14, 2008

spooner

follower of the movement created by spoonkid, the rust youtuber

What's up spooners!

by ChadSh1tOnly February 4, 2022

Spooner

Small town in Wisconsin, population 2653 (including the cows). Full of nothing but strung out potheads, stuck-up preps, and people who will never leave. Rumors spread like wildfire, and probably exceed the population. Not much to do, and nothing much to look forward to.

"I'm so sick of this small town drama"
"Well... you do live in Spooner"

"I want to go to a good college!!"
"Dude, you're not going anywhere living here."

by SickOfTheSmallTown November 6, 2011

spooner

The winner of the wooden spoon for coming last in a competition

Alan came last in the bowling contest. He's the new spooner.

by Madrob September 10, 2011

spooner

a particular species of people living mostly in the eastern suburbs of Adelaide. Spooners typically wear white three-quarter pants and have their hair fashioned in a silver coloured bob style. their children generally go to private schools and they support the Adelaide Crows. Their attitude is typically presumptuous and judgmental.

nice spooner haircut

by asdfghjkl20111964 June 2, 2011

Spooner

A person who eats everything with a spoon.

My Friend Alicea is a spooner she eats ice cream cones with a spoon 🤢🤢.

by Grandma Cum Fountain December 10, 2018