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A drug originating from a muffin; has the tendency to make people laugh at 12 am!


Zeev ate a muffin and tried to spell it.... thus the maffine was created!
ThruBluEyes: maffine
ThruBluEyes: hahahhahah

Notice how maffine everything funny, its a good thing :)
maffine by Its12amOnaSundayNight October 3, 2004
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Used to clarify a woman's statement that everything is fine, as this generally indicates that there is actually something wrong. When said by a man, fine can be taken as everything is all right, but when a woman says fine, this clarification is necessary to determine her true feelings.
Man: Is there something wrong?
Woman: I'm fine.
Man: Are you manfine or are you pissed at me?
manfine by 01000101 June 19, 2010
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(a play on the overused/abused new-age pseudo-spiritual term "manifest")

The practice of focusing all your mental energy so intensely and so powerfully on something that you desire so strongly that you actually accomplish... thinking about it.
Last night, I brought out my fav 15 amethyst power crystals, laid them on my floor in the pattern of eternal truth along with their sage and incense counterparts. Then, I performed my normal goddess ceremony which included 18 minutes of Buddhist chanting and intermittent weeping. Finally, I was ready. I entered into the lotus pose, closed my eyes, pushed out the monkey mind, and... began to mafinest. It came slowly at first and then... BOOM... I did it: I mafinested my new self, my new life, my new everything. I am so excited about my... *sob*... future.
mafinest by hello world champion October 8, 2011

Muffined 

Muffined is a word with the same meaning as bamboozled or pwned, just more innocently. Most commonly used by BadBoyHalo.
*BadBoyHalo and Skeppy playing SkyWars*

Badboyhalo: Omg!! Skeppy!! I threw a guy off!!!

Skeppy: That’s great!

Badboyhalo: He totally got muffined!!!
Muffined by poqtx March 11, 2020
A female with a great love of muffins. This makes the female in question, damn awesome.

You can identify Maffina's by their awesomeness and the sheer level of excitement they show when Muffins are mentioned.
Tony: Dude how much of a Maffina is Giggles?
Rory: I know she goes crazy whenever muffins are mentioned.

Giggles: I HEARD MUFFIN, WHO HAS THE MUFFIN!
Maffina by =|1Day|Farseer March 17, 2010
when a large polar bear eats a lot of animals out in the woods he starts to become enomrous and explodes
Steven OMFG, i saw a gawddamn muffiner yesterday it was the coolest shit ever !
muffiner by H.P. Browning October 5, 2008
A word that Skye Robertson made up for enormous
Omg That dos is maffise
Maffise by skye Robertson March 12, 2019
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026
A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026
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