the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma

Name: the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
Price: 25.00 USD
Availability: InStock

One of the greatest qoutes from the wisest mind of our generation. Other qoutes by him include "Who you calling Pinhead!" and "FINLAAAAAND!!!!". Genius.

Patrick- You may be an open book Spongebob, but I am a bit more complicated than that. The Inner Machinations of my mind are an enigma. (thought bubble appears showing the milk following down as the downfall of society, and how it screwed itself over by the fact that the milk fell by itself. The cloth resembles the high class of society, which carries the milk (society) and gets corrupted by the milk. The enigma is what caused the milk to fall in the first place? This some deep shit patrick)

the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma by DROOOSE!!! January 22, 2012

Get the the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma mug.

Urban Dictionary Merch

Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.

The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Add to cart $24.95

Choose size $32.95

Choose size $49.95

Add to cart $29.95

Maloinator

1) A teacher who beleives they are still a student
2) A person who does not understand the boundaries between being a teacher, and being a student.

The Maloinator crashed prom after party

Maloinator by Wizard123 May 12, 2009

Get the Maloinator mug.

Related Words

mackinator • mathinator • Machination • mailinator • Machiavorkianism • machinarrhea • Machinate • machinimator • malinator • Maloinator

mailinator

An instant, anti-spam e-mail service used when someone doesn't want to give out their real e-mail address or wants to avoid bulk e-mail spam.

www.mailinator.com

Mailinator is the preferred e-mail service when submitting definitions to urbandictionary.com.

mailinator by Dassh February 8, 2007

Get the mailinator mug.

massinator

the act of inserting ones fist and forarm into the vaginal cavity from the stand up bowling start position.

Damn it, Bobby did you see how that bitch was walking she must have got the MASSINATOR last nite.

massinator by THE Massinator April 21, 2010

Get the massinator mug.

mailinator

The holy grail of email services, and the anti-christ of spammers.

I use mailinator whenever I can.

mailinator by Paid for by Mailinator Co. September 11, 2009

Get the mailinator mug.

Murchinator

A Mythical creature with abnormally high levels of Steeze combined with a shared love for Dennergising and Pounding Pounding Techno beats.

Unkown: "Got any Gurners?"

Murchinator: "Fetch The Jug!"

Murchinator by Turbo Turtle May 3, 2009

Get the Murchinator mug.

Machination

Part of the description of how Patrick Star's mind works

Patrick: The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma *A carton of milk spills*

Machination by My_Real_Name_420 June 13, 2016

Get the Machination mug.

leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Get the leafers mug.

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

Get the Respectfully mug.

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

Get the You met me at a very Chinese time in my life mug.

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Get the crunchy mug.

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

Get the Galantir mug.

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Get the murderhobo mug.

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Get the Whale mug.