the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma 

One of the greatest qoutes from the wisest mind of our generation. Other qoutes by him include "Who you calling Pinhead!" and "FINLAAAAAND!!!!". Genius.

Patrick- You may be an open book Spongebob, but I am a bit more complicated than that. The Inner Machinations of my mind are an enigma. (thought bubble appears showing the milk following down as the downfall of society, and how it screwed itself over by the fact that the milk fell by itself. The cloth resembles the high class of society, which carries the milk (society) and gets corrupted by the milk. The enigma is what caused the milk to fall in the first place? This some deep shit patrick)

the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma by DROOOSE!!! January 22, 2012

Maloinator 

1) A teacher who beleives they are still a student
2) A person who does not understand the boundaries between being a teacher, and being a student.

The Maloinator crashed prom after party

Maloinator by Wizard123 May 12, 2009

mailinator 

An instant, anti-spam e-mail service used when someone doesn't want to give out their real e-mail address or wants to avoid bulk e-mail spam.

www.mailinator.com

Mailinator is the preferred e-mail service when submitting definitions to urbandictionary.com.

mailinator by Dassh February 8, 2007

massinator 

the act of inserting ones fist and forarm into the vaginal cavity from the stand up bowling start position.

Damn it, Bobby did you see how that bitch was walking she must have got the MASSINATOR last nite.

massinator by THE Massinator April 21, 2010

mailinator 

The holy grail of email services, and the anti-christ of spammers.

I use mailinator whenever I can.

mailinator by Paid for by Mailinator Co. September 11, 2009

Murchinator

A Mythical creature with abnormally high levels of Steeze combined with a shared love for Dennergising and Pounding Pounding Techno beats.

Unkown: "Got any Gurners?"

Murchinator: "Fetch The Jug!"

Murchinator by Turbo Turtle May 3, 2009

Machination 

Part of the description of how Patrick Star's mind works

Patrick: The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma *A carton of milk spills*

Machination by My_Real_Name_420 June 13, 2016