Dassh's definitions

mailinator

An instant, anti-spam e-mail service used when someone doesn't want to give out their real e-mail address or wants to avoid bulk e-mail spam.

www.mailinator.com

Mailinator is the preferred e-mail service when submitting definitions to urbandictionary.com.

by Dassh February 8, 2007

freshman

The now politically-incorrect term for a first year student.

My college refers to freshmen as "first year students" but still uses sophomore, junior and senior. One of my professors listed it as "freshperson" on a survey. I have also seen "freshman/woman" used as well.

by Dassh August 26, 2004

misogynist

A man who hates women as much as women hate one another.

Bobby is a misogynist because he calls first-year students "freshmen" instead of "freshpersons".

by Dassh February 8, 2007

gmail

A service from Google that is NOT a joke. In fact, yahoo! just increased their e-mail services to store 100 megs on each account just to compete.

I g-mailed an entire album to myself and still had 300 megs of space remaining.

by Dassh February 8, 2007

rediculous

The alarmingly common misspelling of ridiculous.

Joe: This game is rediculous!

Bob: Your spelling is ridiculous.

by Dassh July 25, 2004

n00b

An individual that plays a particular multiplayer game less than 15 hours a day, thus causing him/her to be less skilled at that game than the person calling him/her a n00b. N00bs are usually classified as having a job, an active social life, and possibly a lover. These things are reviled in the "gamer" community, which means that n00bs are hated with a passion in thier circles. The term is usually used in Counterstrike servers and Battle.net, where many mouthbreathing "elite gamers" and internet tough-guys can be found.

Normal player: hey, how do I beat (x) if I'm using (y)?
"Elite" gamer: lololol ur a n00b u suk lolol pwned get sum skilz nub fag
Normal player: Uhhh....what?

by Dassh May 13, 2004

no I won't make out with you

A phrase that a guy says to a girl loudly in a public place to attempt to embarrass that girl. This is usually sarcastic and said to a complete stranger who wants to ask a guy something simple.

The phrase originates from the movie "Billy Madison" when Adam Sandler's character makes an ass of himself while trying to fit in in high school...

Girl: "Excuse me, do you have a pen I could borrow?"

Guy: "No I won't make out with you!"

by Dassh October 3, 2004