massinator
the act of inserting ones fist and forarm into the vaginal cavity from the stand up bowling start position.
massinator by THE Massinator April 21, 2010
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Fassinator
Hard core devoted fans of Irish/German actor Michael Fassbender are fascinated with him. The first 4 letters of his surname are used in an offshoot of the word 'fascinate/d/tion', and coined Fassinators.
Fans of Michael Fassbender are called Fassinators.
Lucy is a Fassinator of actor Michael Fassbender.
The Fassinators are excited about Michael's new film.
I've been a Fassinator for 3 years.
Lucy is a Fassinator of actor Michael Fassbender.
The Fassinators are excited about Michael's new film.
I've been a Fassinator for 3 years.
Fassinator by The Fassinator November 9, 2012
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Maloinator
1) A teacher who beleives they are still a student
2) A person who does not understand the boundaries between being a teacher, and being a student.
2) A person who does not understand the boundaries between being a teacher, and being a student.
Maloinator by Wizard123 May 12, 2009
assinator
a play designed for street football games, in which a person on offense moons the defensive line so they would look away, then proceeds to get open while everyone else is blinded
assinator by a.k.a. jay July 2, 2005
mailinator
An instant, anti-spam e-mail service used when someone doesn't want to give out their real e-mail address or wants to avoid bulk e-mail spam.
www.mailinator.com
www.mailinator.com
mailinator by Dassh February 8, 2007
mailinator
mailinator by Paid for by Mailinator Co. September 11, 2009
Assinator
Terminator Model T-400 protype cybernetic killing machine designed by Skynet. Constructed using advanced metals with composite materials. Powered by a small fission reactor it was designed to provide close battle field interdiction and counter intelligence support.
Based on Skynets comprhensive human database and genetic information from the Human Genome project the organic exoskeleton was designed to provide a non threatening cover for its stealth support role. Initial reports from the battlefield detail the tremendous power the T-400 had to intimidate the resistance and strike fear into any enemy.
However design flaws meant increasingly T-400 were not returning from battle missions. Subsequent analysis of the design schematics revealed that Skynet had mistakenly based the design of the T-400 on male figures appearing on television circa 1980's in particular on mtv shows.
Further analysis of neural network chip recovered from incapacitated T-400's shows that the design was infact based on the construction worker appearing in the village people. Together with survivor reports from T-400 attacks it was surmised that T-400 preferred method of attack was to dispense with heavy weaponry and simply bugger the enemy to death. This together with the construction worker disguise and the hard hat resulted in massive casualties for the resistance.
A field report from the battle of nevada shows how four T-400's were able to route a 200 strong special forces team. Casualties who survived were unable to continue battle duty due to the inability to walk straight although some said the experience was not entirely unenjoyable. Of the 200 strong squad, 140 were unable to walk straight, 50 were retired and ten requested leave to have a same sex marraige.
The mystery of non-returning T-400's was finally resovled when reported surfaced that bootleg village people band was touring the country. On further inspection it was found the T-400's had gone A.W.O.L and formed a new dance troup devoted to the village people together with opening a Boyz'n'Uniform bar for same sex couples
Skynet cease production of the T-400 when they demanded tighter leather pants, better dressing rooms and bigger flower bouquets before entering the battlefield.
Based on Skynets comprhensive human database and genetic information from the Human Genome project the organic exoskeleton was designed to provide a non threatening cover for its stealth support role. Initial reports from the battlefield detail the tremendous power the T-400 had to intimidate the resistance and strike fear into any enemy.
However design flaws meant increasingly T-400 were not returning from battle missions. Subsequent analysis of the design schematics revealed that Skynet had mistakenly based the design of the T-400 on male figures appearing on television circa 1980's in particular on mtv shows.
Further analysis of neural network chip recovered from incapacitated T-400's shows that the design was infact based on the construction worker appearing in the village people. Together with survivor reports from T-400 attacks it was surmised that T-400 preferred method of attack was to dispense with heavy weaponry and simply bugger the enemy to death. This together with the construction worker disguise and the hard hat resulted in massive casualties for the resistance.
A field report from the battle of nevada shows how four T-400's were able to route a 200 strong special forces team. Casualties who survived were unable to continue battle duty due to the inability to walk straight although some said the experience was not entirely unenjoyable. Of the 200 strong squad, 140 were unable to walk straight, 50 were retired and ten requested leave to have a same sex marraige.
The mystery of non-returning T-400's was finally resovled when reported surfaced that bootleg village people band was touring the country. On further inspection it was found the T-400's had gone A.W.O.L and formed a new dance troup devoted to the village people together with opening a Boyz'n'Uniform bar for same sex couples
Skynet cease production of the T-400 when they demanded tighter leather pants, better dressing rooms and bigger flower bouquets before entering the battlefield.
Seal Team Six - Contact , Contact we have four inbound hostiles clothed as contruction workers, engaging fire
Seal Team Leader - Abort mission , I repeat Abort mission!, hostiles are Assinators . All units cover your rear ! and prepare for hostiles to perform flanking manouver !
Seal Team Six - Sir we require urgent assistance , Murphy is down Sir ! he's been buggered to death . Requesting urgent medivac rep.......
Seal Team Leader - Those boys are a gonna, No-one i repeat no-one has survived an Assinator
1st man - Steer clear of that bloke he's an Assinator, every holes a gole for him
2nd man - Yes i heard he's a construction worker and likes to go round the tradesmans
Seal Team Leader - Abort mission , I repeat Abort mission!, hostiles are Assinators . All units cover your rear ! and prepare for hostiles to perform flanking manouver !
Seal Team Six - Sir we require urgent assistance , Murphy is down Sir ! he's been buggered to death . Requesting urgent medivac rep.......
Seal Team Leader - Those boys are a gonna, No-one i repeat no-one has survived an Assinator
1st man - Steer clear of that bloke he's an Assinator, every holes a gole for him
2nd man - Yes i heard he's a construction worker and likes to go round the tradesmans
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