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m.dick
Fire in all aspects of life. Ranges from fireball to fire crotch. Exotic, and adventurous. A good Christian girl
I'm all dick.
Dude 1: Look at those hookers with busty hooters!!!
Dude 2: Oh man, stop talking to me. I'm all dick.
Dude 2: Oh man, stop talking to me. I'm all dick.
I'm all dick. by Demon 33 October 4, 2013
ѕuck mч díck
whєn α gírl tαkє чσur díck σut αnd ѕuck ít
tчrσnє: вαвч cαn u ѕuck mч díck
lαquíѕhα : σkαч вαвч
nαrrαtσr: thєn lαquíѕhα tαkєѕ σut tчrσnє'ѕ díck αnd putѕ ít ín hєr mσuth αnd ѕuckѕ ít
lαquíѕhα : σkαч вαвч
nαrrαtσr: thєn lαquíѕhα tαkєѕ σut tчrσnє'ѕ díck αnd putѕ ít ín hєr mσuth αnd ѕuckѕ ít
ѕuck mч díck by dєєznutz March 13, 2018
I'm all dick and bones
I'm all dick and bones by Biggy D' October 19, 2023
sucks dick for m&ms
A phrase that originated in the north east of England to describe an action or atmosphere that is not being enjoyed.
sucks dick for m&ms by Nooneyouknowmateyboy December 28, 2013
I'm as serious as dick cancer
The term "I'm as serious as dick cancer" is a response from one guy when asked by another guy if they are serious.
I'm as serious as dick cancer by Hankscolts November 13, 2011
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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