Hankscolts's definitions

Touched in the head

Touched in the head means someone who acts a little slow, behind the eight ball, not understanding common sense things. This can be a one time episode or repeated episodes.

I think Phil is touched in the head today. He doesn’t seems a little slow and behind the eight ball to what’s going today.

by Hankscolts November 21, 2022

Big furry fuzzy kittens

Big furry fuzzy kittens ( or big furry fuzzy kittens with claws) is a phrase said when someone is more then mad. If they say big furry fuzzy kittens with claws, then they are beyond mad and are so upset they have blacked out.

Person 1- telling story or comment making other person mad.

Person 2- you keep it up, I'm going to have Big furry fuzzy kittens with claws.

Person 1- I'm sorry to upset you, then.

by Hankscolts January 11, 2013

Correctional facility

A Correctional facility is a nicer term for the public for a prison.

Welcome, to a Correctional facility, human wastebag!!!

by Hankscolts November 27, 2011

chewcatka

chewcatka Is a nickname for your cat that chews on everything. It can be their unofficial Thundercat name

Cat owner-chewcatka!!!! Stop eating the plastic bag. Keep it up I’ll send you back to your Thundercat family!!!

by Hankscolts December 1, 2022

I'm as serious as dick cancer

The term "I'm as serious as dick cancer" is a response from one guy when asked by another guy if they are serious.

Person 1- Are you serious????

Person 2- I'm serious, bro! I'm as serious as dick cancer"!

by Hankscolts November 13, 2011

Poo tang

Poo tang simply put is another slang name for pussy such as meat pocket, clam, stink box, or slit.

I’m look to get some poo tang at this whore house tonight!!!

by Hankscolts January 21, 2020

The man, the myth, the living legend!

The term, "The man, the myth, the living legend!" is used in response when you see someone you haven't seen in a long time.

There goes Ted "The man, the myth, the living legend!".

by Hankscolts June 28, 2011