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lymph nards
1. small testicles
2. what a married man has if he doesn't wear the pants in his own house
3. a reference to the size a man's balls get after years of consuming GMO's packaged in containers lined with BPA's
2. what a married man has if he doesn't wear the pants in his own house
3. a reference to the size a man's balls get after years of consuming GMO's packaged in containers lined with BPA's
lymph nards by austinzyxw September 10, 2012
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Hym "Yeah, no, there's definitely one swollen next to my jawline on the right and one behind my ear. Lymph nodes. See, this is what you like to do. You like to conflate calling in to question whether or not a thing is the case, my incredulity, or hyperbole with 'lying' to justify what you're doing without having to actually engage with the things I say. Pathetic."
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