a lewd onanistic act of massaging your gooch with your three fingers (pointer, middle and index; usually with emphasis on the middle one) while keeping your thumb and pinky wrapped around the base of your cock for stimuli
p1: "dude, i'm too lazy to clean up to finger myself"
p2: "just lymp, bro! lymping is peak"
p1: "dude ive been lymping while looking at photos of this dude for 3 hours now"
p2: "can't even blame you, he's hot"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!