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lymph nards 

1. small testicles

2. what a married man has if he doesn't wear the pants in his own house

3. a reference to the size a man's balls get after years of consuming GMO's packaged in containers lined with BPA's
Billy's man boobs complemented his lymph nards perfectly.
lymph nards by austinzyxw September 10, 2012

Lymph Node 

A Lymph Node: a part of the human body that can also be used as a non-harsh insult
'Shut up Lymph Node'

Lymph node 

A word used to describe a bitch ass person.
Lymph node by jakeisok October 21, 2020

Lymph Node 

Lymph Node, a flacid penis, a limp dick
Tu pica said, Greg is a Lymph Node in the bedroom.
Lymph Node by Hey Jay May 19, 2008

Lymph nodes 

Yeah, that's not what I said though is it?
Hym "Yeah, no, there's definitely one swollen next to my jawline on the right and one behind my ear. Lymph nodes. See, this is what you like to do. You like to conflate calling in to question whether or not a thing is the case, my incredulity, or hyperbole with 'lying' to justify what you're doing without having to actually engage with the things I say. Pathetic."
Lymph nodes by Hym Iam July 20, 2024

Drop a Lymph Node

Rhyming Slang for dropping a load aka Taking a big ass shit!
If I don't drop a Lymph Node soon I'm gonna shit all over the subway floor.