Node

A combination of a needle dick and a chode. A needle chode.

Is that a needle dick or a chode?

Its a node!

by ihaveanode March 29, 2010

Node

A node is the centre of the universe, the node is in it’s self a node.

A node can be anything but nothing.

With a great node comes great responsibility.

Oi oi, Ankita pass me that node.
*Ankits chucks chocolate bar*

by SloppySavage November 28, 2018

Node

A hot chick's clitoris.

Hey baby, I wanna lick your node!

by Clit Commander and Mega Stache September 20, 2005

Node

The common name for the metal zipper on your pants (Slang for small penis).

Pull your node up, your underwear is showing.

by ThatGuy<3 October 26, 2012

Node

Ref: Chode: The Node is a vaginal cavity that is equally deep as it is wide, thus perfectly bonding with the Chode. The Node, a very illusive and rare occurrence; when combined with the also very rare Chode, creates a super massive black hole that swallows all of humanity into a dark lifeless pit of gravity sucking nothingness. Hopefully that doesn't happen. Cuz fuck their happiness.

"When you bestowed your Chode, I asked myself, could I ever have another Chode whithin my Node."

by Chode Complex December 16, 2016

Node

A horrible person; a person with a heart of darkness; a turd

That person is such a fucking node

by NBM99 March 29, 2016

Node

A word you call someone. It has no specific definition. It doesn’t mean anything but it also means anything you want it to be.

Gavin: you lookin like a node
Hunter: what’s a node
Gavin: It’s what you are

by TheFuck69 May 30, 2018