lumple

when two people who make out are so close together they look like one person

those two look like a lump
(the questioin is, A lump of what?)

by you have one guess who was here October 19, 2003

Helga Lumpneck

A very beautiful girl in a blue polka-dot bikini. She will sometimes stuff her bikini.

"Hey bro, Helga Lumpneck is looking beautiful today."

by dude-man-guy December 29, 2020

helga lumpneck

Helga Lumpneck is a beautiful woman that stuffs her blue polka dotted swimsuit with beach balls. She has to be played in a movie by a guy that doesn’t want to play her, and she has a giant lump in her neck that makes her side ways over 90 degrees.

“DUDE! SHES HOT? Is she new?”
“Yeah bro, that’s Helga Lumpneck”

by dudette-woman-girl January 5, 2021

lumper

Term used to describe anyone whose job it is to manually handle freight in a warehouse. This job usually entails use of powered equipment, but specifically refers to what drivers call 'finger freight' freight which requires some manual handling.

I delivered to a shit hole grocery warehouse and they didnt even have any lumpers to hire.

by SirDiesAlot April 22, 2008

super-lumpenproletariat

an expanded definition of th word lumpen-proletariat.a black contemporary marxist term used to describe th people below th people below th proletariat.th super-lumpenproletariat include all th people who might belong to th underclass if they were allowed to function.a 3rd or 4th class citizenry that functions more like zombies than humans...
due to their ultra-abject station on th american plantation,they possess super class antagonistic powers,hence th name super-lumpenproletariat.th "super-lumps" as they are affectionately known,prey on the ultra rich(mostly at night)

th super-lumpenproletariat is also a funny word that is used by radicals to describe someone posing as being worse off than th poorest lumpenproletariat.

"man you taking this super-lumpenproletariat thang too far"...

"hey bruh,why you super-lumpenfruntin? shit, you better pay for them french fries,i'm broke!"

"ay homie,the super-lumpenproletariat are th real heroes of the revolutionary vanguard.they even got capes and shit!"

by reverendtriiiggafinga February 27, 2009

lumpling

a young innocent child who must be informed of the world; created by Danny Elfman of Oingo Boingo

"Oh listen tender lumplings let me take you by the hands. I'll take you from this hell-hole to the Promised Land. But don't blame me, oh children, if those promises don't keep. 'Cause promises, like lives, can be bought so very cheap."

by Molly December 9, 2004

lumpter

A lumpter is a strange creature found in the baglands of Scotland. It runs about with no real aim and has short stumpy legs. It has a smiley face when it is not shouting its mouth off or having a wobbly. Do not go near them as they are exceedingly dangerous. BEWARE OF THE LUMPTER

Oh my gosh did you see that lumpter right there?! It just waddled by and shat on the carpet!!

by Alfalfa Granger August 5, 2007