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lumpter

A lumpter is a strange creature found in the baglands of Scotland. It runs about with no real aim and has short stumpy legs. It has a smiley face when it is not shouting its mouth off or having a wobbly. Do not go near them as they are exceedingly dangerous. BEWARE OF THE LUMPTER
Oh my gosh did you see that lumpter right there?! It just waddled by and shat on the carpet!!
by Alfalfa Granger August 5, 2007
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lumper

Term used to describe anyone whose job it is to manually handle freight in a warehouse. This job usually entails use of powered equipment, but specifically refers to what drivers call 'finger freight' freight which requires some manual handling.
I delivered to a shit hole grocery warehouse and they didnt even have any lumpers to hire.
by SirDiesAlot April 22, 2008
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Lumpster Uniform

A outfit of clothing that is worn by a person at least 3-4 time per week not because it is required by their profession, but because they're lazy and grody.
Person1- Goddamn I see that kid all the time always wearing his Lumpster Uniform.
Person2- Yeah that sumbitch is a grody fuck.
by SteamrollerStanley October 16, 2009
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lumpster

lumpster can also be used affectionately as a nickname as an alternative to lumpy
One friend says to the other "Hey Lumpster, don't you have a graphic design project due tomorrow?"
by Lumpster December 13, 2004
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Lumptee Dump

An obese, usually female human blocking the way for everyone in a grocery store checkout or aisle. Often accompanied by another Lumptee Dump and several children.
Oh god, there is a Lumptee Dump blocking the way.

Good god, there are two Lumptee Dumps in the same damn aisle!
by Scolly Joseph October 19, 2013
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lumper

Big-rig trucker jargon for a person hired to travel with the driver for the purpose of helping to load and unload the cargo container.
The guy is a gypsy of sorts, and finds occasional work as a lumper at truck stops across the nation.
by Etch January 5, 2008
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Lumpersticker

A tie dye nun appeared on my lumpersticker.
by Rabbit Angstrom April 15, 2009
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