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A lumpter is a strange creature found in the baglands of Scotland. It runs about with no real aim and has short stumpy legs. It has a smiley face when it is not shouting its mouth off or having a wobbly. Do not go near them as they are exceedingly dangerous. BEWARE OF THE LUMPTER

Oh my gosh did you see that lumpter right there?! It just waddled by and shat on the carpet!!

lumpter by Alfalfa Granger August 5, 2007

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lumper

Term used to describe anyone whose job it is to manually handle freight in a warehouse. This job usually entails use of powered equipment, but specifically refers to what drivers call 'finger freight' freight which requires some manual handling.

I delivered to a shit hole grocery warehouse and they didnt even have any lumpers to hire.

lumper by SirDiesAlot April 22, 2008

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Lumpster Uniform

A outfit of clothing that is worn by a person at least 3-4 time per week not because it is required by their profession, but because they're lazy and grody.

Person1- Goddamn I see that kid all the time always wearing his Lumpster Uniform.
Person2- Yeah that sumbitch is a grody fuck.

Lumpster Uniform by SteamrollerStanley October 16, 2009

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lumpster

lumpster can also be used affectionately as a nickname as an alternative to lumpy

One friend says to the other "Hey Lumpster, don't you have a graphic design project due tomorrow?"

lumpster by Lumpster December 13, 2004

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Lumptee Dump

An obese, usually female human blocking the way for everyone in a grocery store checkout or aisle. Often accompanied by another Lumptee Dump and several children.

Oh god, there is a Lumptee Dump blocking the way.

Good god, there are two Lumptee Dumps in the same damn aisle!

Lumptee Dump by Scolly Joseph October 19, 2013

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lumper

Big-rig trucker jargon for a person hired to travel with the driver for the purpose of helping to load and unload the cargo container.

The guy is a gypsy of sorts, and finds occasional work as a lumper at truck stops across the nation.

lumper by Etch January 5, 2008

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Lumpersticker

A word/bumper sticker which causes instantaneous laughter.

A tie dye nun appeared on my lumpersticker.

Lumpersticker by Rabbit Angstrom April 15, 2009

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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