lumpter 

A lumpter is a strange creature found in the baglands of Scotland. It runs about with no real aim and has short stumpy legs. It has a smiley face when it is not shouting its mouth off or having a wobbly. Do not go near them as they are exceedingly dangerous. BEWARE OF THE LUMPTER

Oh my gosh did you see that lumpter right there?! It just waddled by and shat on the carpet!!

lumpter by Alfalfa Granger August 5, 2007

lumper 

Term used to describe anyone whose job it is to manually handle freight in a warehouse. This job usually entails use of powered equipment, but specifically refers to what drivers call 'finger freight' freight which requires some manual handling.

I delivered to a shit hole grocery warehouse and they didnt even have any lumpers to hire.

lumper by SirDiesAlot April 22, 2008

Lumpster Uniform

A outfit of clothing that is worn by a person at least 3-4 time per week not because it is required by their profession, but because they're lazy and grody.

Person1- Goddamn I see that kid all the time always wearing his Lumpster Uniform.
Person2- Yeah that sumbitch is a grody fuck.

Lumpster Uniform by SteamrollerStanley October 16, 2009

lumpster 

lumpster can also be used affectionately as a nickname as an alternative to lumpy

One friend says to the other "Hey Lumpster, don't you have a graphic design project due tomorrow?"

lumpster by Lumpster December 13, 2004

Lumptee Dump 

An obese, usually female human blocking the way for everyone in a grocery store checkout or aisle. Often accompanied by another Lumptee Dump and several children.

Oh god, there is a Lumptee Dump blocking the way.

Good god, there are two Lumptee Dumps in the same damn aisle!

Lumptee Dump by Scolly Joseph October 19, 2013

lumper 

Big-rig trucker jargon for a person hired to travel with the driver for the purpose of helping to load and unload the cargo container.

The guy is a gypsy of sorts, and finds occasional work as a lumper at truck stops across the nation.

lumper by Etch January 5, 2008

Lumpersticker 

A word/bumper sticker which causes instantaneous laughter.

A tie dye nun appeared on my lumpersticker.

Lumpersticker by Rabbit Angstrom April 15, 2009