dudette-woman-girl's definitions
Helga Lumpneck is a beautiful woman that stuffs her blue polka dotted swimsuit with beach balls. She has to be played in a movie by a guy that doesn’t want to play her, and she has a giant lump in her neck that makes her side ways over 90 degrees.
by dudette-woman-girl January 5, 2021
Get the helga lumpneckmug.