Lumpet
The practice of putting once lips on a pair of labias, following a buzzing noise to create a sound similar to the trumpet. Sounds may be similar to that of a folded leaf whistle, but with the added sound effects of wetness.
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lumpatrump by Dr Bunnygirl November 26, 2017
Lampeter
1. A rainy place.
2. A place full of Welsh people.
3. Something boring.
4. Where the original, live-action Meg Griffin lives.
5. MedSoc... yeah.
6. A Soviet place where the pipe walk YOU.
7. The birthplace of the "Language of Heaven" (Welsh).
8. A good place to study Classics at.
9. Home of the butterfaces.
2. A place full of Welsh people.
3. Something boring.
4. Where the original, live-action Meg Griffin lives.
5. MedSoc... yeah.
6. A Soviet place where the pipe walk YOU.
7. The birthplace of the "Language of Heaven" (Welsh).
8. A good place to study Classics at.
9. Home of the butterfaces.
"Oh, it's raining!"
"And that's Lampeter for you..."
"So, plans for the night?"
"..."
"So, how was MedSoc today?"
"We had to quit mid-session, because of the rain."
"OMG the sun's out. The gods are angry!!!"
"And that's Lampeter for you..."
"So, plans for the night?"
"..."
"So, how was MedSoc today?"
"We had to quit mid-session, because of the rain."
"OMG the sun's out. The gods are angry!!!"
Lampeter by trust-no-1 November 14, 2009
Lumpatious
Somebody who is rude and loves to hurt peoples feelings. Most people hate lumpatious people. People who are lumpatious are usually full of themselves and think that they are above everyone else.
Lumpatious by lumpatiouspeoples January 13, 2014
lumptious
lumptious by yorkie2002 January 23, 2014
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