Lumpet 

The practice of putting once lips on a pair of labias, following a buzzing noise to create a sound similar to the trumpet. Sounds may be similar to that of a folded leaf whistle, but with the added sound effects of wetness.

Richard: Hey Max i had such a great time Lumpeting you last night.

Max: Oh no problem you can lumpet me anytime.

Richard: Really? How about tommorow?

Max: Sure babe just meet me by my house.

Lumpet by DJuicer May 22, 2010

Lumpet 

a strange or annoying person

Katerina is such a Lumpet

Lumpet by theycallyoucrybaby October 23, 2016

lumpatrump 

The dense mass of mind-bending news information metastasizing throughout the day.

Hit with a lumpatrump at the end of the workday, it’s hard to go for my evening run.

lumpatrump by Dr Bunnygirl November 26, 2017

lumpatious 

A word from the TV show Sam & Cat. Used as an insult.

Quit being so lumpatious.

lumpatious by MyDailyMelody January 10, 2014

Lampeter

1. A rainy place.
2. A place full of Welsh people.
3. Something boring.
4. Where the original, live-action Meg Griffin lives.
5. MedSoc... yeah.
6. A Soviet place where the pipe walk YOU.
7. The birthplace of the "Language of Heaven" (Welsh).
8. A good place to study Classics at.
9. Home of the butterfaces.

"Oh, it's raining!"
"And that's Lampeter for you..."

"So, plans for the night?"
"..."

"So, how was MedSoc today?"
"We had to quit mid-session, because of the rain."

"OMG the sun's out. The gods are angry!!!"

Lampeter by trust-no-1 November 14, 2009

Lumpatious 

Somebody who is rude and loves to hurt peoples feelings. Most people hate lumpatious people. People who are lumpatious are usually full of themselves and think that they are above everyone else.

Girl : I really hate that guy!!
Boy : Yeah everyone does... he is so lumpatious!!!

Lumpatious by lumpatiouspeoples January 13, 2014

lumptious 

1.To be stupid
2.To cause emotional/physical pain to a person.

"Why do you have to be so lumptious?"

lumptious by yorkie2002 January 23, 2014