The practice of putting once lips on a pair of labias, following a buzzing noise to create a sound similar to the trumpet. Sounds may be similar to that of a folded leaf whistle, but with the added sound effects of wetness.
Richard: Hey Max i had such a great time Lumpeting you last night.
Max: Oh no problem you can lumpet me anytime.
Richard: Really? How about tommorow?
Max: Sure babe just meet me by my house.
Max: Oh no problem you can lumpet me anytime.
Richard: Really? How about tommorow?
Max: Sure babe just meet me by my house.
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2. A place full of Welsh people.
3. Something boring.
4. Where the original, live-action Meg Griffin lives.
5. MedSoc... yeah.
6. A Soviet place where the pipe walk YOU.
7. The birthplace of the "Language of Heaven" (Welsh).
8. A good place to study Classics at.
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2. A place full of Welsh people.
3. Something boring.
4. Where the original, live-action Meg Griffin lives.
5. MedSoc... yeah.
6. A Soviet place where the pipe walk YOU.
7. The birthplace of the "Language of Heaven" (Welsh).
8. A good place to study Classics at.
9. Home of the butterfaces.
"Oh, it's raining!"
"And that's Lampeter for you..."
"So, plans for the night?"
"..."
"So, how was MedSoc today?"
"We had to quit mid-session, because of the rain."
"OMG the sun's out. The gods are angry!!!"
"And that's Lampeter for you..."
"So, plans for the night?"
"..."
"So, how was MedSoc today?"
"We had to quit mid-session, because of the rain."
"OMG the sun's out. The gods are angry!!!"
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